❋ for a hopeful + longing text
( owl ) i am expecting the new collection's coats immediately! you could deliver yourself, if you want. of course. i won't have a tea seat waiting for you or anything.
❤ for an affectionate + holiday text
( ✉ → blue rose ) yo stupid i got your present and alex snuck it in your room.
( ✉ → blue rose ) it's the purple-ish one, like your boobs after taking a ride with the giant squid
( ✉ → blue rose ) merry christmas, enjoy your cydra!
☼ for a joking + snarky text
( owl ) just found out dae's out, can you not lock your room and sleep without any undergarments? i need someone to warm me with this snow and everything y'ken
( owl ) or not who knows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
☺ for a complimentary text
( owl ) your hair looks extra pretty this morning teach me your ways
( owl ) have you noticed how scandalous (usually sex related) gossips spread the fastest?
p.s: that was NOT a hickey. it's a freaking bite.
✂ for a worried text about the receiver
( owl ) are you alright? your grandma looked unusually too happy on the last tea party, and you were nowhere to see, as always. just checking if you're still alive, and such.
♬ for a fangirl/boy gushing text
( ✉ → blue rose ) so i've just had these chips, a muggle snack and my mouth feels soooooooo in heaven im not even bothered my head hurts like it's been cut open
╰☆╮ for a paranormal or conspiracy text
( ✉ → blue rose ) do you think if i eat the entire can i'm going to end up stupid like everyone else? it really hurts
⌨ for an advisory + crass text
( ✉ → blue rose ) just don't come upstairs. and do not disobey me if you like to breathe.