#raven jo

[teamdreamscaper]

Akira, to Raven: Alright, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves. I'm gonna go first.

Akira: I... hate you.

[teamdreamscaper]

Raven: Let’s play a game of whose life sucks the most. I’ll win. I always win.

Akira: You don’t want to play with me.

[teamdreamscaper]

Raven: Okay, this may come as a shock to you, mom, but people don't like to be lied to.

Raina: Wrong. They don't like finding out they've been lied to. Because a lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

[teamdreamscaper]

Kuniumi: *Runs to Raven for a hug*

Raven: *Steps aside*

Kuniumi: Rae! Why did you move?

Raven: I thought you were going to attack me.

Kuniumi: I was going to hug you!

Raven: Why would you hug me?

Kuniumi: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?

[teamdreamscaper]

Raven: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Rune: Existence is a prison and being your brother is maximum security.

[teamdreamscaper]

Caldwell, when she was first teaching Raven how to drive: Now, are you familiar with the gear shift?

Raven: You mean the Prindle?

Caldwell: The what?

Raven: The Prindle.

Caldwell: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?

Raven: I’m not a child, Caldwell, I know how to spell Prindle.

Caldwell: It is not something you spell. It is a gear shift. The letters stand for PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE and LOW.

Raven: You’re making me nervous with all this technical talk!

Caldwell: Oh! I’m sorry. Why don’t we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AHM OR FHM?

[teamdreamscaper]

Raven: when i was a kid i would be like “ew boys” and my mom would say “darling, some day you’ll like boys” but congratulations mom i’m a lesbian so ew boys

[teamdreamscaper]

Akira: What are you doing here?

Raven: Look...

Akira: Five words or less.

Raven: *counting on fingers* Out. For. A. Walk.

[pause]

Raven: Bitch.