1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? Hell yea I can’t smoke I have the asthma so
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused? I’M SINGLE AS F U C K
3: What if I told you that you were pretty? ;)
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? lol no
5: Are you interested in anyone right now? no im boring sorry
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week? MY PACKAGE SHALL ARRIVE
7: Do you want to be single? it’s less a want and more it just is
8: Did you go out or stay in last night? last night?? that was so long ago um i htink i wanted to stay in because i was sleepy
9: How late did you stay up last night? Even tho i was sleepy i think i was up until 2
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot? unless this means in a friend way then um……i think i had a crush on some douchebag in elementary school….it lasted exactly an hour
11: Last three things you had to drink? GINGER ALE, MILK, ICED TEA
12: Have you pretended to like someone? hell yea i ain’t about to cause issues unless ur an asshole
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? yea but i don’t think my mom counts for this (i stopped saying it eventually tbh and this was more than anyone ever wanted to know)
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? …….i hope not……
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone? if i get attatched to u i am attached to you u cannot break our unbreakable bond of friendship
16: Think back five months ago, were you single? haha aha yea
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? this is so specific?? um i think i was trying to convince myself that I needed to make lunch and be productive. at least i did one of those things
18: Hold hands with anyone this week? no
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? no i’d be 2 sad
20: What would you name your future daughter? i’ve never thought about it??? um idk maybe after a nice relative or a nice jewish name i dunno. oh maybe one of those names that’s not SUPER common but it’s not fuckin weird
21: Do you miss anyone? my palsssssss
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? actually yes it was shitty tho lol
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings? I AM A GOD AT HIDING MY TRUE FEELINGS
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad? yea my anger stages go from pissed to fury (and tears) then rage and u don’t wanna see me past tears believe it
26: Who did you last see in person? um? my roommate i think??
27: Are you listening to music right now? no
28: What is something you currently want right now? THAT SONG BY THAT VOICE WINNER I THINK IT’S CALLED DOLLHOUSE??? IT’S SO GOOOD I LOVE IT
29: What is the last thing you said out lot? the previous sentence
30: How is your heart lately? beatin
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? only when it’s not windy bc it’s really windy here
32: Are you wearing socks? ye
33: What do people call you? by my name????
34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? but i don’t li ke
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life? haha my whole life
36: Who did you last share a bed with? uh i think it was yoU BUT LIKE OK WAIT NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY IT WAS A SLEEPOVER OK
37: Did you do something bad today? well i didn’t do my homework so…
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? the beginning of this semester it was unwanted and really awkward like bitch don’t touch me
39: Do you get stressed out easily? yes
40: Will you sing today? i have already only i forgot i was in public whoop
41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? yea
42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone? ahah um u mostly
43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance? honestly i don’t remember. um no i think my dad drove me each time i mean he was faster
44: What are you listening to right now? the wind outside it reminds me of that scary episode of courage the cowardly dog with the pharoh thing
45: What is wrong with you right now? ha haha ha
46: What is on your wrists right now? the nice watch my dad gave me i don’t take it off (except to shower)
47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing? AT TARGET THANKS TARGET
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider? this question is evil you don’t jsut choose between good hot chocolate or good hot apple cider
49: Do you make wishes at 11:11? yes
50: Are you a good artist? yes. i’m ownin it i mean i hope i am i try.
51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh? this doens’t feel like a question and more of of those things you say to yourself after you’ve been crying to yourself for hours and reached some sort of epiphany
52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago? not really? i dunno i was different then cause i evolve like um like a pokemon but i have more than 3 evolutions
53: Ever been on a golf cart? yea i put the pedal to the metal and it wasn’t fast at all what a disapointment
54: Do you have trust issues? yea…..
55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who? no i hate talking on phones there’s this high pitch noise it sucks. but i’ve texted all night before
56: Do you own something from Hot Topic? yea hey some of their shit is good some of the time
57: Do you use chap stick? only when i remember that it’s a thing that people invented
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face? not on purpose
59: Do you have a little sister? nope
60: Have you ever been to New York? YEA
61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? course my dad love me
62: Have you hugged someone within the last week? i don’t think so?
63: What were you doing at midnight last night? i was playing a game of age of mythology asking myself when i won’t go to sleep if i’m so fuckin tired
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? YEA THAT ONE DOUCHE I KISSED WHAT A DOUCHE
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? my palsssss
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person? STOP ASKING ABOUT KISSIN I DON’T MAKEOUT W P[OELPE OMGYH
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days? STOP IT
68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? ALONE
69: Will next Friday be a good one? PROBABLY I AIN’T PSYCIHCI