#raw beef can

[therealevilfuckingvampire]

I did the TWO most evil fucking things today

first I broke into my biggest enemy's (who's also my coworker) house and set the clock on their stove to be 4 hours off from regular time. that's what they get for calling me a fake vampire and telling me I need to be put in a ward.

THEN I went into walmart and put 10 cans of raw beef in the babies section so those dumb babies will get raw beef all over them.

(i HATE babies)