#ray assbutt

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captain-ray-assbutt replied to your post: Things that developed while I was out running... …you can get phds in fanficiton now? Actually, yes! Usually, people do it from a pop culture or media studies angle, but the thesis I'm proposing for my women's and gender studies MA is about fanfiction and fandom, and some people get into it from like, anthropology, sociology, literature. There are all kinds of ways to basically get a PhD in fandom.

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captain-ray-assbutt replied to your post:okay but in ‘when it all comes crashing down’ i...

omg

no but this is still distressing???????????????

[amorremanet]

ray-assbutt said: i feel like that’s kind of in the same vein as me typing the name of the website into log in boxes instead of my username/password. Further proof I shouldn’t drive In my defense, I was emotionally compromised by things unrelated to how I tried to start the car with my wallet and tossed the keys onto the passenger seat. On the other hand, I have definitely done the same thing with typing the website name into the login boxes, which is pretty much why I never log out of anything anymore. Whoops.

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Ray?

okay let me tell you about my actual best friend ray

as most of u guys already know ray is my queerplatonic partner/lizard/qp

most people would probably refer to us as platonic life partners but i prefer ‘best friends plus’ 

ray is the best and if i go a day without talking to them i am very sad and i love them a ton they’re probably my favorite person tbh or at least tied with masari for favorite person

and they’re a great fic buddy and an awesome friend and i want to visit st louis and let them show me everything interesting and then we’ll eat good food and cuddle platonically (if they want to cuddle) and watch a ton of star trek

that wasn’t really a story it was more like a really sappy odE TO MY BESTEST BEST FRIEND

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where is ray

i need ray :(

where is my qp i need them

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you should totally do that. and also leave kudos because i require attention to survive.

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After your first class together, you try to talk to him, but you get shut down hard, and instead you just stand outside the door watching him storm down the hallway to his next class.

The whole thing definitely ranks among the five worst moments of your life.

It doesn't help that he's nowhere to be found at lunch. You can't help imagining him sulking in his room, and you feel even worse because of it. Last night, you were sure you were making the right decision, trying to keep your distance. Now, you're pretty sure you seriously misread the situation, and starting to feel like you made a big mistake.

You decide after a few bites of your sandwich that you're not actually hungry, and instead you go up to your room and down a couple shots, hoping maybe it'll take your mind off things. It doesn't.

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also have some fic 

You wake up to an empty apartment and a message on your PADD from Jim. Showing the kid around campus – be back later – JTK.

Grinning to yourself, you get to your feet. Seems like they're getting along, at least, and thank God for that. This won't be easy no matter what, but it'll be a hell of a lot easier with his help, and you know his help will be worth more if they like each other.

On your way out of the room you catch sight of yourself in the mirror and laugh; you might feel better after resting for an hour, but you still look like death. On top of that, now that you don't feel sick from stress, you're hungry. You'll make yourself something to eat, you decide, and then you'll take a nice hot shower and clean yourself up some.

By the time you've showered and shaved, they're back, and you step into the living room only to suddenly have Joanna clinging to your legs. “Hi, Dad!” she says brightly, beaming up at you. “Are you feeling better?

“Yep,” you agree, and smile at her. “What were you up to while I was out?”

“Mr Kirk took me to get lunch,” she says; over by the door Jim rolls his eyes, and you laugh. “And then he took me all over everywhere!” Joanna continues, oblivious. “He showed me the library, and the holograms, and the observatory, and everything!”

“Sounds like you had fun,” you say as you shake her off so you can go sit down. “Where'd you go to eat?”

“Cafeteria,” she says, hopping up next to you. “It's a lot like at my school, only for grownups.”

“You eat, too?” you ask Jim as he takes a seat on her other side.

He gives you a look. “Of course I ate,” he says, like it's the stupidest question he's ever heard. You roll your eyes.

“The library is huge!” Joanna interrupts. “I bet there's five million books in there! Maybe even six million!”

“Probably,” you agree, though you're not sure there's quite that many. “But most of them are probably a little big for you.”

“There was one on the table, but it was about advanced physics,” she says, nodding seriously. “Way more advanced than the physics we're learning about.”

You laugh and shake your head. “I'm sure there are some books that are just right for you,” you tell her. “Maybe in a little bit Mr Kirk can help you find some, alright?”

Jim hits you, but when you smirk at him, he grins back.

“I wanna play a game,” Joanna announces, apparently tired of discussing the tour. “Can we play a game?”

“Uh,” you say, and look around. You don't think you have any games in the apartment – Jim probably has a couple of hologames, but you're pretty sure they're not anything you want her playing.

“I've got a pack of cards,” he says before you have to come up with an answer. “Let me go get them, okay, Jojo?”

You turn your head to glare at him so fast you hurt your neck, and it's still just barely in time to see him stick his tongue out at you before he disappears into his room, laughing. “That's what I call you,” you complain to Jo halfheartedly, but she's beaming from ear to ear about it and you don't have the heart to be really annoyed.

“Here we go,” Jim shouts from the other room, and emerges with a pack of playing cards in one hand. “What do you want to play?”