#raylanstitties

[sparxwrites]

what's the weirdest kink you've ever written?

uhhhh... i’m genuinely not sure, because i think that’s a fairly subjective question. i mean, eggs and pee are pretty weird, which i’ve written both of. i also once wrote a fic that involved a dude being drowned to death in a bowl of his own blood mid-coitus, which was. pretty weird. also later Got Better and had his teeth pulled out pre-blowjob, but i’m not sure if that’s a Weird Kink or just generally fucked up.

i’m also in the process of writing a fic involving someone getting shrunk down and vored whole, and then laid as an egg, which. i think objectively is Pretty Damn Weird, tho it’s turning out to be an interesting writing experiment, so.

[lushthemagicdragon]

raylanstitties replied to your post “Sorry I’ve been a whiny little bitch lately but there’s something a...”

hey, is this okay to reblog? because i'm identifying with this a lot rn

Go for it.

[arkhamarchitecture]

raylanstitties replied to your post: Soooooo, I’m not thrilled with Vax. And yeah sure,...

disagree. you’re completely overlooking the fact that tary’s a fucking idiot who was ALREADY trying to trigger other pacts by the end of the episode. it wasn’t a choice between “my friend who i value and a sacrificial lamb,” it was “my friend who i trust and an innocent i know i can’t trust”

Vital Critical Role update folks, Sam Riegel no longer allowed to joke about anything ever again because people think he was genuinely trying to invoke a pact he knows he didn’t sign.

[sparxwrites]

raylanstitties replied to your post “Thoughts on needleplay? There's finally a cr fic with needleplay and i...”

omg stop or i'm gonna scream like a goat

my dude, i kid you not, that fic was a religious experience tbh. i fell in love with it and i’m still not over how damn good it was like fuck yes, i didn’t even know i needed it before i read it? but goddamn did i need it, and honestly i owe you big time for its existence.

[lushthemagicdragon]

raylanstitties replied to your post “Today on Miri tumbles about her nonexistent sex life because there’s...”

you can use every single one of those things on your own bro

I mean yes and no.  I could use a butt plug sure, but theres no point in having a strap on with no one to use it on, and my nipples are not sensitive at all so the point would be using clamps on someone else, and I would only be able to cuff one hand on my own, and my jaw is too messed up for me to use a ball gag on myself, so that’s out.  Plus awesome dildos and vibrators won’t work out because my vagina is too tight.  

And also I’m the loneliest motherfucker you know so you know using this stuff on my own might just make me unbearably sad. 

[fyeahgrogildan]

raylanstitties replied to your post “I’ve seen people talk about this before, but I don’t know if there’s...”

i would put both of the gnomes in hufflepuff. percy is the most ravenclaw i have ever seen. otherwise i p much agree

I could definitely see that. Percy does have a lot of Ravenclaw stuff going on, the only reason I hesitate there is that he’s got some pretty solid Slytherin trademarks too. I feel like he’d want to be in Ravenclaw more tho, and the hat listens

Scanlan and Pike could both definitely be Hufflepuff, although Scanlan is super complicated (and we’re just now getting a taste of that in more recent episodes). Honestly he’s the one I have the hardest time figuring out of the bunch

Thank you for responding though! I love hearing other people’s opinions on this. 

[fyeahgrogildan]

raylanstitties replied to your post “Vax Is 5,11”

liam o'brien is 5'11, the twins are probably shorter. i like to think vex is 5'5 because laura is, making vax 5'7

Aaaah, okay, that makes sense! 5′5″ and 5′7″ are good! I could see that. I might put them at a tiny bit shorter myself, but that’s cause I’m short as hell and kinda biased

[snakesnakewhale]

you remind me of the babe

WHAT BABE