Sep 20, 2017
"Spy is not very happy with Ferrari this morning. The tweet suggesting Max was responsible for taking out both Kimi and Seb is, frankly, the worst sort of fake news you're going to see this season"
- Spy's Eye on Singapore
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"Spy is not very happy with Ferrari this morning. The tweet suggesting Max was responsible for taking out both Kimi and Seb is, frankly, the worst sort of fake news you're going to see this season"
- Spy's Eye on Singapore
"Spy wouldn't say the Silver Arrows got away with daylight robbery in Singapore - but only because it was really dark"
- Spy's Eye on Singapore
Bitch me too
"One has to feel sorry for Valtteri though. He's obviously terrified of having to face Eddie Jordan holding a live microphone but, having survived the podium ordeal he then goes inside and begins his unilateral interview to camera at the precise moment one of his fellows lets rip with the mightiest post-race bout of flatulence known to man. Valiantly, Valtteri attempts to forge ahead, eyes watering, nostrils flaring but face resolutely straight, while Daniel and Lewis collapse in gales of giggles.
Eventually he buckled under the assault and we had three drivers laughing so hard they risked a hernia. No accusatory fingers were pointed, but had we had a stewards' enquiry, it wouldn't have been difficult to decide which Australian was to blame."
-Spy's Eye on Singapore
A proper, chaotic furball of a Grand Prix: Seb impaling Lewis; the Finnpocalypse; fratricide at Force India and Sauber; Fernando driving his McLaren to glory; Lance Stroll! Valtteri the modern-day Lazarus and Daniel. Gloriously unbothered Daniel, sailing through confusion and gliding around disaster with the serenity of Audrey Hepburn riding a butterscotch swan across a lake of milk.
RB Spy’s Eye on Azerbaijan
These days Dan's a mature and serious individual and absolutely does not shout "Woooooooooo", down the radio when that happens. And if you believe that, I've got a bridge you might like to buy.
Spy's Eye on Belgium
And Kevin Magnussen! Nice one Kev! Good to see a driver who’s been listening to his mechanics and picking things up - but really, you kiss your mother with that mouth? Spy’s not the only one who could do with a couple of weeks to cool off.
Spy’s Eye on Hungary
Whenever anyone asks him for a sensible explanation he simply offers them a sweaty Puma boot full of not-quite Champagne. Winner winner chicken dinner indeed.
RB Spy on Daniel not knowing how he came out on top