#rcvenisms

[jasonxthexredxhood-blog]

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. // [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now // [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. // [text] Let me help, please?

@rcvenisms

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now.

[text]: Raven

[text]: I can’t afford to fix the window again

[text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now

[text]: Jfc didn’t you just have those?

[text]: You should get that checked out

[text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that.

[text]: I’m tired and need pampered

[text]: Sue me

[text] Let me help, please?

[text]: I can do this by myself. It’s better that way.

[konnel-blog2]

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“I’ll make sure you hate me by the end of this.”

[cntvct-blog]

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          “Are these for me?”

[redhoodisms-blog]

[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.

[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry. 

ᴛᴏ: [phone]

It’s okay, I think you have the wrong number anyway. [11:04]

[redhoodisms-blog]

“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”

     ❛ Really ? ❜ he drolled out, his eyes wide open as he leaned forward. ❛ You mean that I don’t actually mean to GOUGE my eyes out with a rusty table spoon? ❜ He sat back in his seat, looking defeated, ❛ My, my, my, I’ve been going about this all w r o n g. How should I have possibly phrased that better, my love? ❜

[redhoodisms-blog]

“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”

     He made an uncomfortable face and pulled away slightly, if only to play with her. ❛ Nah, ❜ Jason stretched out the vowel. ❛ I’m good. ❜