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Imagine getting hungry at like 2 am and shuffling to the kitchen to grab something to eat, only to catch Lucifer walking around in this:

His "casual" pyjamas

Lucifer: Oh, MC. I didn't expect to see you here...*bedroom eyes activated* Pardon my immodest attire.

MC: Immodest? You're covered from head to toe.

MC, internally: Sweet baby Jesus, I came here for a snack and got a full course meal instead👀👀 I'm not a hoe but who knows?

Ok Chris we get it bro.

*At the House of Lamentation*

Asmo: I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.

Belphie: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

Belphie, Beel and Mammon:

*Meanwhile at RAD*

MC @ Lucifer, out of the blue:

Lucifer: What's the matter?

MC: Nothing, I just felt it... The power of the burn™

Solomon, clutching his heart: I felt it too.

Barbatos in the new event: So you guys gotta hug and walk to the door to be able to leave.

Me, hugging Lucifer and dragging him to the bed instead: yeah sure

Barbatos: I think you misheard, I said "to the door". Otherwise you'll be stuck here.

Lucifer: And who said we wanted to leave?

Barbatos: ....

Me, already unbuttoning Lucifer's vest: Listen man, either join us or get out. You're ruining the vibe.

Yes, I changed my name to "wanna bang" just for this.

I regret nothing

I'm currently binging S5 of Lucifer and I can't stop laughing because

I see no difference

Satan: Hello MC

MC, in a fake french accent: Chat va bien, Chat-an ?

MC: Ha, get it? Cuz "chat" means cat and... You know what never mind...

Satan ,profusely blushing: ....

Levi: Satan.exe has stopped responding LMAOOO

Asmo: Dearie me, MC! I think you broke him

Lucifer: Do you have any requests for how we can make your stay here at the Devildom more comfortable?

MC: Well, your lap looks pretty comfortable ;)

Lucifer:

Lucifer: What are you waiting for then? Come have a seat

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