"eat yourself into a food coma :3" except literally eat yourself into a diabetic coma induced by not being careful enough to check your blood sugar as much as you maybe should and during an intensive feast of clearing through frosting tubs, syrup bottles, candies, etc. all in front of you that you couldn't help yourself but shovel down since... why not devour all the amazing food right in front of you? maybe it was for a challenge, something you wanted to put yourself to. sure by this point you already had consistently high blood sugar that you didn't care all that much to regulate around 400-500 mg/dL, "fasting" levels being impossible to calculate when you're eating something sugary every hour of the day you're awake anyways, but you've had sugary feasts in the past and turned out fine. just a bit more than the usual indulgence wouldn't hurt anyone anyways, right? besides, you've already been diabetic for years at that point. a couple of sugary bunches consumed and you're starting to feel dehydrated, which is pretty normal and you've felt this all the time before. thankfully you're not stupid enough to believe that drinking more chocolate syrup is going to hydrate you, and so obviously the amazing dehydration defeater of Mountain Dew comes out and you crack open a 2 liter and get to chugging! good shit. that hits the spot pretty nicely. except anytime there isn't the actual soda in your mouth, the moment after it's swallowed you feel the insanely sticky and thick saliva in your mouth while your tongue is practically parched. doesn't really taste all too much like anything besides the soda you drank and the bits of sugary junk stuck in your teeth, but you figure you can just ignore it by indulging in some more sweets. after getting completely stuffed, a couple hours go by and you're grazing on whatever's in front of you without a care in the world and while your body still feels pretty warm and your mouth is still having that incredibly dehydrated feeling you figure it'll be something that passes. your vision gets a tad bit more blurry. you're too lazy to check your blood sugar and so unknowingly to you you're at a whopping 1,000 mg/dL. an astounding gram of sugar per deciliter of blood in your body. your blood is getting thick. your brain is being deprived of water and is actively shrinking. you start feeling a bit drowsy all the sudden while you're snacking and for obvious reasons, you decide to go for the Mountain Dew which has a decent amount of caffeine in it! that'll get your heart pounding for sure, you haven't had just straight water in... however long, anyways. your heart starts pounding considerably faster as of the last few hours, which you assume is just because of the caffeine in your system and therefore should be a sign that it's doing the job it should be. in reality, so much of the fluid in your body is leaving through your piss that as your blood thickens it's making your heart do an insanely higher load of work just to keep blood flowing in your brain and other organs. nothing at all seems to be fixing your symptoms. hours upon hours have gone by and nothing has seemed to fix the issues. upon that, your stomach has practically stopped in digestion because of how much water is being pulled out on the digestive organs and it's getting harder to actually be able to eat more or drink more to ignore your symptoms. you feel confused as fuck. you can't really think straight and you feel like you're *starting* to lose focus of your surroundings. turns out, you had only just woken up from a couple of days being knocked out while you're finally gaining back consciousness in the hospital! your (whoever it was that saved your ass) is relieved to see you waking up and almost makes you feel *good* for going into a coma by commenting on how badass you were for going under for a couple days while they had looked up the symptoms of a diabetic coma and it had only said you'd be under for a couple hours or at most a day. turns out when you're over 2,000 mg/dL it'll end up making your stay longer.