#read the dictionary

[6ilent-9ufferer]

No wonder his last name is "Trump"; he lives and breathes deceit. If more people read the dictionary, more people would have seen his lies coming.

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[6ilent-9ufferer]

He is an 🍊 🐔womble who promotes and displays acts of trumpery 🎺 and speaks nonsense

[desertbeskar]

Witches have covens; Mandalorians have coverts.

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[the-tall-writer]

A huge thank you to the person who recommended I read the dictionary. I browsed the "P" section and found quite possibly the greatest word to every exist. Not in what it means necessarily, just the fact that it exists.

piciform: adjective pic·i·form \ˈpisəˌfȯrm, ˈpīs-\

Definition of PICIFORM

1 like a woodpecker

[needsdungarees]

READ THE DICTIONARY

Dear Mr Cumberbatch,

Me and my mother have a request of you, which, we're very suprised to learn, hasn't been asked of before.

Could you please, for the sake and wellbeing of fangirls/boys across britain, and indeed, the world, record yourself reading the whole english dictionary and make it available as a mp3 download, so we can enjoy your beautiful voice any time we chose.

Yours,

A mother and daughter smexy-voice-appeciating team.