Sep 19, 2022
Teen Wolf Incorrect Quotes #9
Reader: The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Parrish: *Walking up with his ticket book*
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Teen Wolf Incorrect Quotes #9
Reader: The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Parrish: *Walking up with his ticket book*
Teen Wolf Incorrect Quotes #69
Agent McCall: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Sheriff Stilinski: Put spaghetti in it.
Agent McCall: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Deputy Parrish: Put spaghetti in it.
Agent McCall: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Deputy!Reader: Put spaghetti in it.
Agent McCall: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
Teen Wolf Incorrect Quotes #34
Argent: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Peter: Plane tickets?
Derek: Concert tickets?
Reader: Prostitution?
Argent, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
Teen Wolf Incorrect Quote #14
Jordan: What is the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Reader: The Audacity
Jordan: *exasperated*
Teen Wolf Incorrect Quotes #70
Sheriff Stilinski: Please bring PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste to the station
Parrish: We got spring water
Sheriff Stilinski: NO.
Reader: with EXTRA minerals
Parrish: it's like licking a stalagmite
Sheriff Stilinski: DON'T COME HOME.
Reader: Mmmmm cave water
Teen Wolf Incorrect Quotes #60
Reader: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Agent McCall: I think you mean cards.
Reader, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
Teen Wolf Incorrect Quotes #56
Reader: Walking in to a room Sorry I’m late… I was… doing things.
Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder
Agent McCall: Out of breath THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
Teen Wolf Incorrect Quotes #11
Reader: I’m Detective Right-All-The-Time, and this is my partner, *points to Agent McCall* Detective Terrible-Detective