You’re part of their little band, the only woman in a team full of men. Your relationship are strictly platonic. Outside of work, they pause as gym bros and all that shit. You are not allowed to speak about your job, considering the risks. For the outside world, you’re all into administrative work.
So the guys are used to be hit on in bars. They literally love the attention even if they try to deny it. You just huff and laugh when women approach them.
Until that night, where you become the one being hit on by a super beautiful woman who leaves her number on a napkin with a lipstick trace.
because I couldn't stop thinking about it, here it is: fem!reader x stobin
she is so confused because she thought she was straight and now she might be crushing on her best friends steve and robin.
at first you're like bothered that steve and robin have some inside jokes that you're not part of. you try to make sense of it, you also have inside jokes with your coworkers from the thrift store you work at. it's normal, you tell yourself.
then there was that time you were at a party and you were all drinking. you were a bit tipsy and got whiny, telling steve and robin how they were excluding you and they spent the whole night assuring you that they would never do that to you. and subconsciously you knew that they always invited you everywhere they went and that they loved you as much as you loved them. but there was still this feeling you couldn't quite figure out what it was.
one day steve was telling you and robin about this girl maya. they had an amazing first date and would go out again. robin was so excited for him and you... tried to be.
when you and robin were walking home and you asked her "so, how do we really feel about this maya girl?" robin looked at you funny "she sounds great. I'm happy for dingus"
"oh" is all you can say, because you felt weird about it and assumed robin did too.
she nudged you with her elbow "do you have a crush on steve or something?"
you scoff. "what? no. why are you asking that?"
"you had a funny face when he was talking about her"
"no, I am happy for him. but you know steve. I just get... protective of him, because he always ends up with his heart broken" you shrug. "it's like I feel about you too, you know that" and you meant it. when robin was talking about her date with vickie you also got that strange feeling. protectiveness. that was it. you didn't want your friends to get their hearts broken
robin thinks for a while, remembering how you two got into an argument because she thought you weren't happy for her.
"yeah, I guess you are quite protective of us. but you know, you don't have to worry. we'll be fine"
so you try to brush it off
it was a random wednesday and you were at the thrift store in another boring shift when eddie munson walks in. you sometimes talk and he is really nice. he asks you on a date. you are surprised but you say yes. then before going home you go to family video to see robin and steve because you missed them. (it was only two days since you last spoke, but still)
you tell them eddie asked you on a date and they are SO HAPPY FOR YOU
"eddie is a great guy" steve is smiling
"and you'd make such a great couple" robin teases
you're kinda confused about their reaction.
"I don't know. I said yes, but... maybe I shouldn't go" you say dismissively
"why not? you don't like him?" steve asks, confused.
"I do. not romantically though, but he's great. I just... don't know" you shrug
"you should go anyway. have a good time. no expectations and no pressure, you know?" robin says gently
"yeah, robin's right. you don't have to feel pressured to do anything. and eddie is a really nice guy, you'll have fun. go as just friends"
you nod. you feel weird. why are they being so supportive? why is it bothering you so much?? you kinda wanted them to be... pissed? no. jealous? no. protective. yeah, protective like you felt towards them.
"yeah, you are right. I'll go" you finally agree and they are happy.
it's friday night, you're on eddie's van after the date. you actually had a great time. you like eddie. you are even attracted to eddie. but there's something kinda off.
eddie kisses you, and you kiss him back. he's a greater kisser and it's been a while since you last made out with someone.
honestly? you're having a great time, but you're not really feeling it. your mind is wondering. you tug at eddie's hair. it's long, soft, really nice. just like robin's.
and then your mind does a weird thing and you imagie you're kissing robin. and suddenly you are REALLY INTO IT.
"what happened, sweetheart?" he puts a strand of hair behind your ear.
you pull back, confused. eddie is also confused
he is really sweet. you wish you weren't feeling so weird and confused and like a mess
"I-i... don't know. this is nice, really nice. b-but... I'm confused. i-i..." your mind is racing, you don't know what to say.
"hey, it's okay." eddie kisses your cheek "it's fine. we had a great time but I can feel your mind is somewhere else"
"I'm sorry" you mumble
"no, please. don't apologize. we had a great time. maybe we can go out another day, when you're not so confused?"
"yeah. I'd like that" you smile.
it was two days later. you wake up in the middle of the night, hot and heavy. you just had a sex dream about steve AND robin
it felt so real you can't go back to sleep for another hour. it was so good you kinda wish it was real. but you don't know why you're feeling like that. they're your best friends for god's sake
then on the next day you steve and robin are just hanging out, laying on the grass in the park (you were in the middle of course)
"it doesn't mean anything to have a sex dream about someone, right?" you blurt out because you can't stop thinking about it and you felt your cheeks warming when you first saw steve and robin
they both sit and look at each other and the grin on their faces... you already know you're going to regret bringing it up
"of course it does! you're definitely attracted to the person" steve says
your cheeks are reddening and you cover your face
could it be true? you were attracted to steve and robin????
robin starts poking you on the side "you gotta tell us who it was."
"no, it's embarrassing" your voice is muffled
"you can't just drop this bomb on us and back away" steve says as he starts to poke and tickle you too
they are both touching you and it's driving you insane
"no stop, it's embarrassing" you say as you get up and start to walk away from them
but steve is fast, he hugs you from behind and lifts you up to bring you back to where robin is
"no no no no no" you whine. steve holding you like that is making you blush even more
"seriously, you have to tell us who it is" robin giggles "for you to be embarrassed like that it's must be someone we know"
"was it me?" steve teases with a cocky grin and you almost choke
"wh-what? no, shut up!" you push him jokingly
"it was... hopper" you lie because you just saw him driving by
steve and robin are now giggling hysterically as you tell them to shut up
"oh, this is golden. I had no idea you were into older men" steve teases, wiping a tear from his eye
"or is it men in uniforms?" robin's suggests, still giggly
"he does have a nice moustache though" steve nudges you with his shoulder
you groan, covering your face "shut up" you mumble
"hey, it's okay. we all have our fantasies and desires" steve says as he caress your back
"yeah, it's not like we choose who we're attracted to" robin rests her hand on your knee
you freeze a bit. you never cared when they touched you. hell, you liked it. you were always touchy around robin and steve because they were your best friends. but after that dream... you're kinda feeling... weird about it. it was almost like they knew and were teasing you about it.
"yeah yeah. it was just a dream, it doesn't mean anything" you say annoyed
because it can't mean anything. you can't be attracted to steve AND robin. you were straight. right?
can we even call it a fic? i wrote it like that because im still not confident about writing in english as it's not my first language. so, sorry if there's any typos or if something doesn't make sense.
