Can you do headcanons for Rj macready with a child reader?
Aight! I can do that.
He’s gonna act a bit grouchy like he didn’t want a kid around the base. He’s not mad at the kid. It’s just dangerous and cold and he doesn’t want them getting hurt.
Protective. Very protective. As soon as shit hits the fan, hes gonna get extra paranoid and like, two flamethrowers. He’s not playing around. He likely won’t sleep to make sure they’re safe.
He’s gonna try and get the other guys to behave. Lots of “language. There’s a kid, dumbass. Oops. Don’t say that.”
He even tries to taper down on the drinking. He wants to set a good example. That doesn’t mean he’s not gonna still slip but he’s gonna try.
“If anything happens to this kid, no one’s gonna make it off this base.”
Shoulder rides. He’s scooping that little one up and letting them sit on his shoulders to feel tall.
The other guys can watch the kiddo but only specific ones. Doc, Clark, Gary, Fuchs, Bennings, Norris, Childs, Nauls, Blair, Window and Palmer. In that order from most trusted to least trusted
Disclaimer: this is only MY PERSONAL OPINION and my own takes on these characters, please do not interact if you don't like or agree with this 💜
Inspired by the tiktok sound and some of the videos I saw on there 🤭
Content warnings: toxic relationship dynamics on some of these, very girlboss-ish hc's, ooc in the last one (just a what if scenario), mentions of mommy kink, masochistic traits & praise kink. Also last group has a very prominent "men are disposable" mindset/subtext, not to be taken literally or seriously at all.
Fem reader implied all throughout.
MDNI
𑁍 Trained puppies:
Will happily follow you around, grabbing onto you by your sleeve, the back of your shirt or your belt loop.
Wide eyes look at you like you hung the moon and the stars, will not hesitate to jump from their seat to get you anything you need, though they will at times use the puppy eyes to their advantage and it's very hard to say no to them.
Mommy issues? Maybe? Mommy kink at the very least lol, also praise kink. Baby them!! They love that shit and will eat up any attention from you.
When you're at a party, you'll pull them to you by their tie and they'll absolutely melt while letting you guide them to the dance floor like you have them on a leash.
The type to send you pictures of any cute or pretty thing they find because any sort of beauty makes them think of you.
Super needy, they'll wait in bed fighting off the sleep until you finish your skincare routine because they can't sleep well without you :(. Textbook definition of puppy love, they have eyes only for you and will hate to be separated from you for ANY amount of time. - Hinata Shoyo, Goshiki Tsutomu, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Azumane Asahi, Bokuto Kotarou, Nishinoya Yuu, Midoriya Izuku, Kirishima Eijirou, Kaminari Denki, Togata Mirio.
𑁍 Guard dogs:
They spoil you like crazy, princess treatment is real when you're with them.
The type to kneel in front of you and untie your shoes while looking up at you like you're doing them a favor for letting them. When I say these men WORSHIP YOU I mean it.
Super protective, they know and live by the sidewalk rule; and lord have mercy on the poor soul if they think someone is bothering you. WILL NOT TOLERATE anyone talking shit about you in any way. Also "dress however you want, I can fight".
As soon as they get the slightest suspicion that your feet hurt you are up on their arms. Don't even think about carrying anything heavier than your phone. Consider them your personal handbag. Will spoon feed you if you allow them too, gently dabbing your face with a napkin after every other bite.
They refuse to let you pay for anything, as soon as the cashier asks 'cash or credit?' They're rushing to get their wallet out. They sometimes will give you their credit card and ORDER you to buy anything you want.
WOULD absolutely carry you on their shoulders the whole day if they could, but they need to work to earn the money to keep giving you the life you deserve :')
You know those kinda cringe videos that go "my hands look like this so that hers can look like this"?? Yeah that's them lol - Iwaizumi Hajime, Kuroo Tetsurou, Miya Atsumu, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Sawamura Daichi, Ukai Keishin, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Bakugo Katsuki, Todoroki Shouto, Iida Tenya, also Kirishima lol.
𑁍 Bratty Lap dogs:
Stink eyes to anyone that tries to approach either of you. They're not interested in anyone else and they'd rather die than stand by and let someone steal your attention from them.
Their favorite activity is to cuddle you and snack and they WILL voice their displeasure if your little sessions are interrupted. Will stay hours with their head buried in your neck if you let them. Will leave hickeys on you if you're not careful enough!! They'll do it in places that you won't easily see but others will see clearly too.
They're super needy and sometimes have a hard time understanding your need for personal space like wym we can't go to the bathroom together 🤨. On that note, you never have to ask them to come with you anywhere, as soon as you grab your keys they're putting their shoes on. They never give you that "u can come if u want" bullshit, they let you know that if you're not going, they aren't going.
Talk shit about anyone that you don't like to them, they act like they don't care but they love the gossip and will say things to keep you talking. They trust your gut and your criteria for liking or not liking people; if you tell them you don't like someone you don't even have to give them a reason, they'll drop that person in a second.
They will tease you and clown you anytime they have the chance, but it's like they forget they're the biggest simp ever lol. Try to give them the silent treatment, they won't last longer than 6 hours.
Will check your friends if they seem disloyal. As soon as they get sent a 'hiiii :)" from one of your friends, they're warning you about them. They will encourage you to cut off toxic people from your life, whether it's friends or family but they'll never force you to stop talking to someone on their account.
They will support you in ANYTHING, they're your ride or die and they will defend you until they die no matter what you do. "Oh, (y/n) killed someone? Well I'm sure that person did something to deserve it." They will make a fool of themselves to protect your honor lol.
Heavily toxic relationship dynamics, unrealistic representation of a fuckboy, kinda mean reader.
Former fuckboy turned into a begging mess by the bad bitch he shouldn't have messed with.
He tried to play it cocky from the start and play you like all the girls before you, but you knew his game and played him like a fiddle.
When several girls messaged you to warn you about your new boytoy -the man paying for your groceries every week in hopes that you'll give him two hours of your weekend- you knew that you were given a chance by the heavens to do some good karmic work, for every girl whose heart he played with, you'll make him your bitch. Every time you leave him on read is a win for the girls.
At first, he thought you were just playing hard to get and considered you a 'fun challenge' but soon enough he's only answering your texts, all other girl's numbers are forgotten and he finds that hooking up with random girls only makes him think about you more. He found himself becoming more vulnerable when talking to you, actually sharing parts of him in an honest way instead of doing it in order to get sympathy points from you.
This man used to be a professional at ghosting and you got him answering your texts in 0.5 SECONDS. In the beginning he was all like "im not looking for anything serious tho lol" and you were like "yeah I could tell, not like you'd be good for anything serious lol" LMAO HES LEFT STARING AT HIS PHONE FOR 7 MINUTES STRAIGHT AFTER THAT.
Like YES BE MEAN TO HIM. He's gotta be a masochist; every time he gets a mean response (or no response at all) he becomes more desperate for having you praise him and coddle him like all the other girls used to do in order to keep him to themselves.
Lmfao meeting you was a humbling experience, you got him getting into his car at 2 am to see you for 15 minutes as long as he pays for your next nail appointment. You are true poetic justice coming into his life to ruin his bad boy persona.
At some point he tries to get cocky again and acts like he's back to his old ways, but you drop him so fast and so coldly that he gets whiplash. You show this man that you won't hesitate to dump the trash if he doesn't make something good of himself. You teach him really fast that you won't deal with his nonsense, and you WILL find him a replacement if he displeases you. The withdrawal he gets from you giving him radio silence is insane.
In the end though, you end up whipping him into a decent man and dare I say a good boyfriend who by this point is absolutely addicted to you. - Oikawa Tooru, Suna Rintarou, Miya Atsumu, Togata Mirio, Monoma Neito, Shinsou Hitoshi, Sero Hanta, Takami Keigo.
Comment or add in tags if you want me to add any characters! I probably missed a lot lol.
How about Fleamont X Reader X Euphemia, I don't know what you do, just domething for my two cuties and I need Jamie boy as my baby! I imagine that since Fleamont was phenomenal in potions and effie was great at charms, he and Euphemia worked a lot to include your DNA in Jamie as well, and he's just the cutest little thing!!!
:: Through the years...
Now calling....Author: "Hello? Yes!! Okay, so, this is a amazing request, thank you for requesting!! I hope this is good, I basically rambled through this!"
Now calling....Synopsis: "Through the years from Hogwarts to having James, Euphemia and Fleamont had their sweetheart beside them, You. They can personally never get enough of it and while cleaning the attic, Fleamont found a old journal he kept and they refresh their memories while you're away to visit family."
Now calling....Warnings: "Personal headcanons (Effie was a Slytherin), due to their intelligence, Jamie also has your DNA in him. Drinking? Idk, I'll see|| They might be OOC because I honestly have no idea what their personality is like..Self made lore, cause who is going to stop me?? And many self-made characters. Minerva is a boss bitch."
Euphemia sighed and wiped her wet hands on on her dark grey apron, staring at the upside-down wet dishes in the metal-grate tub she left to dry after washing them.
She looked around for Fleamont, not seeing him anywhere as she let out a tired sigh. She would look for you next, but you were gone back to your family to visit them, leaving the three of the Potters alone.
She warmed up James's milk bottle and walked up the stairs to her bedroom, opening it to her room. Walking closer to James's bassinet, which was bouncing on it's own due to magic. Baby James was apparently founding it extremely amusing since he kept trying to stand up and then would fall due to the bouncing and laugh and babble out as Euphemia smiled, picking him up in her arms.
James softly whined wanting to go back in his bed, as she sighed and placed him back. She softly handed him the bottle and let him lay down, before she went around the house looking for Fleamont, he was home, she knew it, just where in this goddamn mansion was he?
As she walked around the whole house, before going back to her room and sitting on the bed, watching James quietly. Before Fleamont came through the door with a bright smile,
"Look what I found!!" he said throwing a heavy journal on her lap as Fleamont took James in his hands and threw him in the air gently, before setting him in the bassinet again as he sat on the bed,
"I was cleaning the attic and found it. I bet you miss sweetheart and I miss them too.." he said snuggling close to Euphemia who sighed and opened the journal to the first page of you, very young btw, sitting on your house's old breakfast chair, pouting while holding your then pet cat, Mittens.
The magical photos moved to show Mittens running away and you crossing your arms and looking away from the breakfast made for you, your cheeks honestly matched James's chubby ones and so did your temperament over food you both didn't like and Euphemia giggled at it softly.
The next was you looking out from the Hogwart's express window, waving to them, Euphemia's head popping out with her large braid, a tiny bindi on her forehead as she smiled cutely. You, her and somewhere in the back Fleamont's fluffy head came out, pulling away from a kiss by his mum as you three vigorously waved to the camera, the train moving away. Euphemia smiled, how sweet it was to meet you all on the first day on the Hogwarts express.
The next was you taking one on your face and placing it somewhere and it looked as if the camera was placed somewhere high, Euphemia fighting with Fleamont over something.
A box of Bertie Bott's every flavour beans in her hands, her Slytherin tie and Fleamont's red one being limelight as it showed they were a bit skittish since they were from rival houses.
The picture moved to show Euphemia seeming shoving a ugly brown-grey bean in Fleamont's mouth which made him gag from disgust. It must have been the puke one as you turned to stare at them, Euphemia remembered that, arguing over who got higher marks...
The next one was maybe in second year? But it was moving to show Fleamont and Minerva jumping in the black lake, his fluffy hair turning straight and sticking to his face and covering half his head as Euphemia laughed, picking up her skirt to walk into the shallow side of the lake as she took your hand to help you in as well.
Another one was Minerva holding the quidditch trophy and laughing as Euphemia smiled and patted her back with a bright smile as Fleamont kept pouting in the back and it showed to Minerva throwing her shoe in his face after he said something to her much to Euphemia and your shock.
Next one was in your house, everyone around the fire. You with your friend group; Euphemia, you, Fleamont Potter, Minerva McGonagalll, Alphard Black, Aurelia Hillard, Pamona Sprouts, Celphius Warrington, Damien Rosier, Poppy Pomfrey all sitting around. A group mixed with students from different houses, and one thing was for sure, you were a crazy bunch.
All sitting around, Euphemia could see Aurelia, Alphard and Damien severely bruised in the picture, most likely since they had just escaped from their parents and it did not end well cause Walburga found out, but you all were safe. Aurelia and Alphard had just inherited the stuff they had gotten in their will, while Damien was torn apart after the crucio he'd received from his father. Thank god, everyone was safe though...
Another was Aurelia, Alphard, Damien, Euphemia, Minerva, Celphius, Poppy and Fleamont cuddled into a large cuddle pile, one with you and Fleamont painting Euphemia, another of you and Euphemia kissing with Fleamont's hands travelling under your shirt
Another was at a Indian marriage, with Euphemia dressed up in a gorgeous lehenga and Fleamont in a salwar, with you in between looking as pretty as always. One was Fleamont experimenting with some potion to include all three of your DNA to form one kid, which ended up working and next photo was of Euphemia's pregnant belly as Fleamont and you slept against it.
Another was of you softly nibbling a very chunky baby James' cheek, how cute was he, such a cute smile and he was so chubby, my goodness...
So many memories this one journal held, as Fleamont held James against his chest, calming him to burp and sleep as Fleamont got into bed with Euphemia, opening one side of James' crib and lowering it's height so the crib was at same height as their bed and put the bassinet right against the bed, so James could sleep in his own bed, but both him and Euphemia could have contact with it.
Now they needed one more, maybe with a sibling for James, James did seemingly miss you..God, how much Euphemia loved you and Fleamont even through the years..
EYO🔊CAN🔊I🔊GET🔊HCS HOW🔊LEO🔊ANDREW BANE🔊WOULD🔊COURT🔊SOMEBODY🔊 this blog so hot 10/10 -arson anon
More Courting Headcanons - Leo, Bane, and Andrew
Leo Beck || Hell Ember
Leo is a traditional man above all else and isn't very shy when it comes to the concept of courting or dating due to the fact he has already done this before though we all know how that ended
so courting would be very old style when he starts, and is very flirtatious in a gentlemanly way. Flowers, leading you wherever you need to go, making you little things
due to his heartbreak before, he tends to be very heightened when he thinks that you might be bored, upset or angry at him, since the last thing he wants is for you to leave him.
ultimate simp, he will do everything and anything for you, even spoon-feeding you desserts [with your permission], back massages, hanging Freddy from the ceiling because he kept annoying you. He will do anything for you if it meant keeping you happy.
please, please have a good relationship with Emma, since Leo knows that Emma is Lisa (since she looks a lot like her mother), if anyone makes her cry or hurts her, it's on sight.
on that note, if you want to sit down and help him make things, he will adore it.
help, I'm running out of ideas for Leo
Bane || Gamekeeper
Bane is a shy boi (tm) so he isn't very good with being upfront about his feelings, especially since he had spent a good chunk of his life mostly in the forest area without other human contact outside of the poachers.
however with you, he's rather sweet; gentle touches, longing hand holding, even makes you things to help out in the garden when he notices that you might be having trouble with certain tasks.
now asking you out is something that would be troubling for him since 1. he's mute [by choice, see here for more details], 2. he has never tried dating before, even in his youth when he was still around other people.
this means at first he gets everything wrong about the traditional ways of courting, like he can't lead you with his arm interlinked with yours since he has huge biceps , and he's not the best at making romantic poetry or music since he never tried either. But you adored all of that, it was his own little way of trying to win you over.
eventually, he figured out that just being with you is what made you happy, and thus he began to spend as much time with you as possible; gardening, reading, hell, even practising for games when the two of you had the chance.
please hold him, please.
Andrew Kreiss || Gravekeeper
Andrew isn't soft like how most fan material has perceived him - sure, he can be skitty, he can be aversive to people, but the last thing that should be expected of him is to be soft. If anything he's more stern and cold than most survivors, even after warming up to them.
This projects into his daily activities, and the way he interacts with you. Sure, while he might not like people due to his trauma, it didn't mean that he couldn't get along with other people. You just happened to be someone he favoured above else since you never treated him weirdly due to his albinoism, you never tried to baby him. You were just a friend.. at first.
eventually, he started to give you things he began to salvage from matches when they appeared that you liked; jewellery, pens and pencils, even clothing he notices and has enough time to sneak into his satchel before having to go for a rescue, decode, or have to kite a hunter.
And while he wasn't a good cook, he began to grow a habit of sneaking extra food out of the kitchen for the two of you to share in some other room, usually, with the curtains drawn so then Andrew didn't have to strain his eyes against the light.
he also began to read books to you when the two of you were alone in the library to the best of his abilities. He didn't get to have an education like the others, given that he was thought to have been the devil outside of the manor. Sure, everyone tried to help each other learn and strengthen abilities both academically and physically, but sometimes people did tend to struggle.
He also loves to give pressed flowers, and call you his angel he's a religious man, even if the church did fuck him over, he doesn't think it's God's fault
however... you begin to wonder if you're more a replacement to his mother than a lover when he did eventually fully ask you out. It was obvious her death did hit him hard, but eventually, this began to fade away especially after you talked to him about it; he just really misses her.
he really just craves affection that he missed out on.
You're teasing Izuku one way or another, then he gets sexually frustrated, personality turning 180 on you, does kabedon while saying "I'm a man too you know" some french kiss to add the cherry on top :^))))))))))))))
Izuku was….in a dilemma.
He liked–No, he LOVED spending time with you!
The problem (if you could call it that) is that he loved being with you TOO MUCH.
Can anyone really blame him though? You were always there for him even from the start, never laughing his dreams to become a hero despite being quirkless at first and supporting him instead. Even until now your support was unending, yet you weren’t afraid of telling him off whenever he planned or did something that inevitably got him hurt as well.
Which was something that happened more times than he could count already.
Luckily for him, no one had noticed the way his eyes would sometimes glaze over and the little smile on his face as you berated him for the nth time already on how to be careful and take care of himself.
Oh who was he kidding? He was whipped and he damn well knew it!
And therein lies the problem.
He was in love with you and yet you still only saw him as that little kid who had to be protected from bullies at all costs.
“Izukkun is still so soft and huggable even until now” You cooed as you pressed yourself closer to him.
As much as he loved the contact…your reasons for doing so left him utterly frustrated.
“You’re still just like teddy bear no matter how much muscles you get”
He…He could feel the softness of your breasts firmly pressing against him.
“You smell so nice too~” Now you were burying your face in the crook of his neck, intertwining the both of you even more.
With how close you were, he could smell your own intoxicating scent.
Izuku could also feel every curve of your body, your softness melding nicely with his own toned form. All Might’s successor may not be as dominant and manly as his other classmates, but he was still a red-blooded young man who had raging hormones just like the rest of his peers.
Whether you were actually trying to test his patience or simply didn’t see him as anything more than a friend, he simply didn’t care anymore.
Not when he pressed you up against a wall, his muscled arms trapping you as heated green orbs shone with the intensity of when he used his quirk. Even without using it, the atmosphere was thick and heavy like him as you gazed up at him in shock at the sudden turning of the tables.
“(Name)-chan…You do know that I’m a man too, right?” The green-haired male whispered into your ears, his cold breath meeting the steadily heating flesh.
Only now did you become aware of just how much your friend had grown up in the past year. The softness of his face was still there, but gone was the innocent little cherub that you would adamantly protect from bullies. Instead, here now stood a young man who was more toned than most of your male classmates and could probably beat them in a fight too with a mix of both strength and smarts.
Little Izuku wasn’t so little anymore apparently.
So lost in thought, you failed to notice him swooping in for the kill until it was too late.
His lips were relentless, not at all what you expected him to be like. It felt like he was consuming you, trying to take everything you could offer him and more.When he pried your lips open and slipped his tongue to dominate your own, you felt the world spin and your legs buckle.Izuku was more than happy to keep you propped up against the wall, however.
You’re in chemistry class. Writing about some weird formulas which you would probably forget by the next hour. You put your head down on the table hoping that this period would end early. You hear the door open but don’t bother to look up.
“Hi, Excuse me?”
That voice. You would know that voice anywhere. You jerked your head up.
“Yes, what do you want- OH C/N! Nice of you to come here”
Your boyfriend is a year older than you so all of your teachers knew him well, and he happened to be a topper in chemistry.
“Actually I need y/n. Just for this period, we have some work.”
“Yea of course take them. Y/n you can go.”
You got up from your chair and went outside the class to him.
“What work do you need?”
“To save you from chemistry and you know get to spend time with you as well”
You loved him
You spent the whole period roaming around class and then when history period was about to start and his maths period, you both decided to part your ways.
“You know.. I was a topper in history as well, and maths isn’t that tough. Care to bunk class with me, m’lady?”
He held his hand out to you
“And you know I really suck at history and maths”
You pushed his hand back. You gave him your innocent wink and smirked and went inside.
Hi! This may sounds weird, but can I get some Martha and Vera hcs (separate) with a s/o who's always sleepy and falls asleep even in the most unexpected situations? While decoding a cipher or right before a match starts, for example. If not then just feel free to ignore this;;
Vera and Martha with a s/o who has narcolepsy 💤
Vera Nair || Perfumer
Vera lives with the risk of forgetting everything within a few hours if she overuses her perfume and has even forgotten who she is completely on some days. However nothing prepared her for when you first informed her of having narcolepsy
first she was really confused, since she didn't understand what she should do in those sorts of situations
but eventually she went to Emily for help on the topic, and in an attempt to try and remember as much as she could... she restrained herself from using euphoria for a few days as she read the material.
sure, she felt like complete and utter shit for those few days, but she was proud of herself given that even after she started using euphoria again, she was able to still retain all the information needed, and this began some... interesting behaviours.
Whenever she noticed that you were asleep at the beginning of a match, she'd do her best to find you first, and given that she had grown used to surviving, she was significantly stronger than she was when she first joined the game, and thus a few times you have woken up with her carrying you on her back, or even decoding with one hand while you're on her back.
"It's a good workout!" She'd say with a smile whenever you'd apologise, though she would always shrug it off and comment about that if you can't help it, that the team should do their best to work around it, not against it.
Vera does her best to be a team player, but sometimes she does forget, especially in a kite so there will always be a system where if Vera indicates she was found first or is decoding, someone else will go and find you.
you sometimes tend to be a bit guilty whenever you fall asleep during games, so in return, you help Vera with making new perfumes (while wearing a mask), but she appreciates any time she gets to spend with you.
Martha Behamfil || Coordinator
Martha grew up to be the perfect spy, and at this point she had forgotten her own name, however when you first showed signs of narcolepsy, she immediately grilled you on everything she wanted to know, including things such as when you were most likely to fall asleep, what tended to happen when you felt it coming on [if you did], etc.
She combined the information with her own research, usually being spotted reading a book on neurological conditions while doing some sort of exercise. Martha is a health buff and is defiantly more buff looking than she is in game
Given that she hates the idea of leaving people behind, like Vera, she will carry you whenever she notices that you're asleep in a game, however, she won't carry you all the time. Knowing that she should be ready for any type of situation, she learnt how to hide you amongst things such as rubble, grass, etc, so then if she needs to kite the hunter for a while, she knows that you won't be in direct danger.
A woman of many talents, she prepares many things for many situations. She carries bandages, adrenaline, and even extra shoes should the ones she wears into match breaks, however she begins to carry things such as [safe] stimulants in the case you need to be woken up immediately.
of course she had asked about it first, and the two of you practiced the procedure of waking you up if need be as the games can go south super quickly, and sometimes it might just come up to be that you'd need to escape on your own. You couldn't put yourself in danger if that was the situation.
Outside the games, she drills into you a set schedule of naps and bedtimes, sure, she can be strict with them, but she wants to try and put you into a pattern where your body won't fall asleep in matches and sure, while it might not completely work, it was something that could work in your favour.
Also, she makes you your own custom pillow and blanket in order to make you more comfortable. This woman can crochet faster than your grandma with such precision that you'd think that she was some type of cyborg. She chalked it up to having a lot of time to practice while at the manor, might as well use eternity to learn the skills that she always wanted to.
eventually she began to take naps with you, something the other rescuers joked about, but in the end they understood that she was just trying to help you in her... solider way.
