[In the night. Y/N's apartment room. bedroom. A few hours ago, Y/N just got back from his visit to harley in... Well–prison. Y/N laying on his bed, scrolling through his phone]
Knock knock knock...
M!Reader : Huh?
[Y/N heard a few knocks coming from somewhere. For a few seconds, Y/N has his head up, trying to hear it again but it didn't come back, so Y/N went back to using his phone—
Knock Knock Knock...!
[Okay–he knows he definitely heard that. Y/N sat up in his bed and looked around, finally hearing the knocking coming from the window. Y/N stands up and walked over to the window]
M!Reader : What is—?!!
Harley : Hey honey pie!! Ya just gonna let your sexy clown freeze to death out here or what?–
M!Reader : Wha—?! Harls?!!
[Y/N immediately opened the window, letting Harley enter the room]
Harley : Phew!! Man was clinging onto that was a complete doozy!
[Harley said, while still wearing her orange prison inmate jumpsuit. Y/N was still shocked to see harley here... Outside of prison–
M!Reader : How-How did you even—
Harley : Woahwoah–No kisses for the harls after she comes home?~
M!Reader : Harls how are you out???
Harley : Ooooh–funny story, which I'm gonna tell you riiiight after I get out of this ugly jumpsuit–ya know, orange is so not my colour—
M!Reader : Trust me, i know—you've told me several times dear. You're clothes are in the same cabinet over there
Harley : Ya know-you could stay here while I change~ A little tease reward for being such a sweet piece of candy~ Free of charge~—
M!Reader blushing : Harls.
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Harley : Sooo-Yeah! That's basically how this girl escaped!
M!Reader : ....
[Y/N sitting on his bed, Back against the headboard while Harley is sitting in the middle of the bed, hugging her legs]
[Harley now wearing her clothes-well her "home clothes" she calls it–
[Y/N has his mouth opened because of just hearing that story of a prison escape]
M!Reader : Wait–so you use that inmate's... Teeth?
Harley : Well I was gonna use others-was aiming for that cafeteria lady who denied me my extra chicken strips but apparently while we're having our little phone time fun~—
M!Reader blushing : You mean, you, talking dirty to me while I was trying to ask you several questions if you were okay in there...
Harley : HAha! And that is exactly why you deserve every single word~
Harley : So basically–phone time fun over, was begin walking towards the cafeteria lady, buuut–someone saw me talking to ya and started making fun of ya so after that yata yata dragged her in the janitor's closet, yata yata the guards were idiots—Aaand I'm here!
M!Reader : Oh my gosh harls...
Harley : Hey! No people were harmed! ...Okay-Except a few but they're not dead!
Harley : Now that I'm back over here–we can have our foolin' around~
M!Reader : Wha–now?!
Harley : Well yeaahh–Did not just hear what I had to do to escape that place? Chuckles, now if you'll excuse me~
[Harley grabbed Y/N's legs and dragged him down, laying him on the bed as she hovered on top of him]
Harley : This harley needs her little mechanic to blow off her steam~
M!Reader blushing : ...Close the window
Harley : Oh–yahtzeee~