#reader x vocaloid

[amphibiahawks321]

[Y/N stands in front of the coffee machine making the... He doesn't fuckin know at this point–fourth? Fifth cup of coffee? He had just sat down at his desk some time ago, he already had a headache because the taxi driver was a complete asshole, and then when he arrived at his desk, she came near him and started lecturing]

[Her palm was laid down on his desk, eyes closed, and started lecturing him with all of those "𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚠𝚎 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍" or "𝚆𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝" bullcrap–But... While she kept talking, his mind kept repeating the same words "it's for the bills it's for the bills it's for the bills it's for the bills" and of course, she wanted him to get her coffee and make sure that it's perfect... IT'S. FOR. THE. BILLS–

. . .

[Back to the current situation, he's standing in front of the coffee machine, hoping this'll be the coffee that her tall smug ass finally thinks is worthy. He already has a lot of papers to organise but meanwhile, he's doing this crap...]

[He takes the cup of coffee from the coffee machine and is about to turn around and walk back to her–but suddenly, directly behind him, a hand grabs the coffee out of his hand and gives it a sip. Y/N stares up only to see it's... Sighs, Miku...]

Miku : Oh, newbie. When will your disappointment vanish? You're still lagging behind, it's embarrassing to watch~

M!Reader : ...💢

[Y/N tries to calm himself down as best as possible]

M!Reader : The coffee seems to be running a bit slower, it seems it had been used too much that the–

Miku : I don't care about your excuses. Honestly, everyone here is practically waiting for you to mess something up. If you can't handle the heat, just quit. You need to be more proud that you even got a job here~

[Y/N sees her staring down at him with her eyes squint, she's clearly smirking at him, and along with her words, this only makes him irritate even more]

Miku : But since you've worked so hard for me, I'll rate this cup as passable

M!Reader : Wow, very rewarding words...

[Y/N roll his eyes and bites the bottom lip because of the words coming out of her mouth. She sees the tone and leans her head down next to him]

Miku : Is that sarcasm I'm seeing?

[Y/N takes a breath, not wanting to provoke her further even though he really, really... No seriously I mean–REALLY want to, he simply replies]

M!Reader : No...

[Once again, bottom lip twitching as hell]

Miku : Wonderful, we wouldn't want that coming from lil tiny you, wouldn't we?~

...Please give me strength–

Miku : Oh, it seems that lunch break is about to begin, would you be a good intern and accompany me? I don't wanna be lonely during my hour of lunch~

He wishes she'll be lonely during her hour of lunch–

[The worst part is that no one usually uses the break room anymore, it's a bit too small size for a floor with a bunch of workers, and most of the workers eat lunch at their desk. Y/N is already ready to go back to his desk and eat his lunch still in his BAG but NooOoOoOoo!–

This is basically another ploy for her to be a complete nuisance–

M!Reader : Oh... I would... Love... Too💢

[Obviously Miku notices his irritation... Not really surprising–Y/N grabs an orange from a fruit bowl next to the coffee machine and walks with her. As they walk and are about to enter she says—

Miku : Be carefully, newbie. So much stress can cause a heart attack~

Ugh, just... Let's get this over with, deal with her being... Her–get back to work, and get paid so you'll live...

𝟏 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫

[The break room door opens and both of them step out into the thank GOODNESS empty area where there's currently no people around, they probably have gone back to work]

[The cold, demanding, toxic figure demeanor isn't 100% gone, but clearly changes. She breathes in satisfaction as a smug smile is on her lips. Her hand is on her tie, adjusting the hell out of it to put it back in place, and her hand is holding her neck]

[Meanwhile, next to her is a blushing mess Y/N. He basically stumbles out the door, trying his best to catch his own breath. His chest feels like it just got absolutely smothered, his uniform is in complete mess, and his hands are shaking as he tries to button up his shirt quickly]

[Before Y/N can finish, Miku pauses and glance at him with dark amusement]

Miku : Hold still...

[She reaches out, her hand... Surprisingly gentle–grabs the fabric of his collar, pulling it open to see the many purple hickeys she put on him. Her finger caresses one of them, earning a jolt from him]

[Y/N thought 💭]

What the hell just happened?!

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[Y/N was right from the start–Miku only used the empty break room so he could talked down to him, But Y/N snapped. He stands up and walks to leave the stupid room, only for her hand to lean in and grab his wrist. Before he could react, she shoved him hard against the table]

[She was pissed. He was furious. In absolute defence, he grabbed her by her tie, tugging her close, and that pushed her over the edge]

["If you're gonna keep talking like an asshole, how about you lock that damn door and see what happens if you keep going!" Y/N basically barked at her face]

[She didn't hesitate–she walked back, locked the door, and marched back on him. The shouting match started again. It's mainly Y/N doing the shouting, she just kept using her calm insult voice, but this time, she was clearly WAYY more pissed. Her voice was like venom, but Y/N doesn't back down]

But somehow... SOMEHOW–

[One thing lead to another and their LIPS crashed into each other. Miku was possessive as hell, her hand was on the back of his head, stroking his hair, deepening the kiss as her tongue forced itself way past his lips, completely taking over the situation... Oh sweet hell...

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[Y/N exhales. He grabs her by the tie and bends her down near his level. This time, she doesn't seem to mind at all. Matter of fact, she's smiling wide, showing her teeth]

M!Reader blushing : Whatever happened in that break room, STAYS in that break room... you hear me?!

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Poly Kaito x Meiko x GN! S/O  Headcanons!

🍨 Kaito is more of an actions person than someone who woos you with sweet words. Often buying you whatever your heart desires if you ever think about making heart eyes at it. Providing plushies, sweets, video games, whatever you want, he’ll get it for you. 🍨 He wants to spend as much time with you inside as he can. With his busy schedule with performances, he craves to see you smile after weeks of the stress of trying to meet up with Crypton standards.  🍨 Kaito is such a giant TEDDY bear. A six-foot-tall man with a heart of gold who is always warm and cuddly, he’s not the best with physical touch, but he would let you hold onto him tightly without any complaints. Humming soft lullabies as you slowly fall asleep.  🍻 Meiko was a completely different story: she loved giving you kisses and smothering you in her embrace! She adores how cute you are and loves to see you blush. She is beaming with love every time she sees you and always needs a way to release that energy. 🍻 Spending time with you? Out and about going on trips- just spending the day outside! Meiko is such an extrovert and likes to be surrounded by people she loves. Which includes you, so wherever she goes, you go!  🍻 If you ever have an issue, she’ll be the first one with a solution. But, she would make sure you were OK beforehand. Smothering you with words of affirmation and helping you make sure this is the decision you wish to make before giving suggestions on how to go through with it. 💜 Together they make the most confusing pair! You never know if you’ll have a Kaito day or a Meiko day at all! They usually decide beforehand when they come home how they want to go through their day as a trio if they wish to surprise you. If Kaito has the energy, prepare for a day filled with partying and running wild. If Meiko is feeling tired for once, you get to pick whatever movie you all can fall asleep to. 💜 Dinner is always a mess when the person with the most knowledge of cooking is as chaotic as Meiko. She adores playing around with the two of you, knowing that she can get the best reactions. It always ends up with the two of you kicking her out of the kitchen to finish dinner on time. 💜 The three of you share a bed. When the three of you decided that it would be best to live together at Meiko’s home, she had to get a king’s size bed in replacement of her twin-sized bed the second she tried to squeeze in you and Kaito’s cuddle session.  💜 Kaito is the last one to fall asleep, no matter how much you try to stay up with him. He always presses a small kiss on your head. As you finally succumb to slumber. His heart flutters, knowing he's blessed with two wonderful S/Os. 

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About the Mod!

Hi, I’m Mimi! I’m a 21 year old Vocaloid fan who’s been around for quite some time. Going eleven years strong with how much I loved and adored these singing robots.

Rules + What I do!

I will not write anything with racism, sexism, any form of LGBT+phobia. Obviously, if you’re a bigot, you’re not welcome here at all.

No NSFW, suggestive themes with a few select characters are fine but nothing more than that.

I use the “canon” ages of the Vocaloids and always have been attached to them. There are certain characters without ages I do consider adults and a few kids. I consider myself an “anti” so please, no adult x minor or incestuous ships.

On the topic of antis/proshippers/etc. Please don’t interact if you are a proshipper. I won’t harass you over this, so, please don’t harass me over this.

I prefer to write for the adult characters, but I will take a Miku request here and there as long as its SFW. For the list of the characters I use and their ages, please click here!

Please specify if you want a GN reader/Male Reader/Female Reader/ETC! if not, I will default to a GN reader.

Vocaloid x Reader and Vocaloid x Vocaloid are both welcomed!

Fluff and angst are both ok! Angst gang RISE!

Sadly I can’t do anything with Project Sekai. My phone isn’t supported and I’ve been tilted over it ever since </3 So, my knowledge of it is like nonexistent.

Meiko is my fav ‘loid of all time! If you ever request here, I can tell you’re part of the good taste gang and I love that for you. With that done, please enjoy your stay here and don’t be shy to send in requests!