I love you characters that seem normal but also theyre absolutely insane
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I love you characters that seem normal but also theyre absolutely insane
No, but seriously, can you imagine how utterly surreal it is to be Song Taewon and have two of the most unhinged people on the planet both decide to become intensely invested in your life and health after knowing you for like five seconds? One of them uses aggressive mob tactics to try and get you to let them chauffeur you around, the other is a little guy you could crush with your pinky on accident who hunts you down in the middle of a pit of monsters with a packed lunch convinced you will starve if he doesn’t personally feed you. You have to play an intense game of de-escalation at literally all times to keep this same random guy from calling and yelling at your boss about your sleep schedule, and this is still an improvement on that time you barely convinced him it wasn’t necessary to utterly annihilate your place of work to get you more vacation time. The other one has probably historically attempted to set your closet and/or you yourself on fire so he can buy you clothes.
You just want to live your corporate slave life and resist the dark yearnings of your soul in PEACE but instead you’re having to dodge two very powerful men who both desperately want to take care of you.
"...he seemed like a tiger who believed he was a cat. One that was sitting blankly, with only one foot inside a cardboard box he had fit comfortably in when he was a baby."
-Han Yoojin about Song Taewon
Song Taewon's made a tactical error under the assumption that removing Han Yoojin's fear resistance would make him stop doing stupid shit.
Because what I'm seeing right now is that he's at least 150% more unhinged.
So Han Yoohyun is definitely in Alpha right now. Makes me wonder if Yoojin is right about Sung Hyunjae experiencing that split second where Newcomer was like, "okay so now I'm just going to gently take your soul and put it over-" and went "no ❤️" and then quite literally just...bounced off into the ether. Maybe both him AND Sigma did it at the same time. Sigma standing around minding his own business when eldritch beings beyond his dimension try to possess his body for their own incomprehensible games and just like... *swat* are there sss-class mosquitos now...? as Sung Hyunjae, not to be outdone, derails his own existential train and ricochets himself off to wherever the fuck he went.
Sung Hyunjae is LOOSE in the simulation UNRESTRAINED BY THE BONDS OF FLESH. What will he do?
That or he is now in that weird half-room wide awake surrounded by unconscious people, sans Han Yoojin, and alone with Newcomer.
...RIP Newcomer. You brought this on yourself tbh.
SHJ: I tried to offer to take care of STW discreetly.
HYJ: He turned you down flat, of course.
SHJ: Of course. So now I take care of him in the most obnoxiously public way possible.
YOU CAN'T SCARE INFORMATION OUT OF ME IF I GIVE MYSELF A PANIC ATTACK FIRST
CHECK AND MATE SHJ
CHECK. AND. MATE.
says Han Yoojin
now collapsed in tears on the sidewalk and borderline hysterical
after directing his brand new, barely controlled mind fucking skill at himself
Han Yoojin calls Sung Hyunjae to help him against Song Taewon and then when Sung Hyunjae does TOO GOOD OF A JOB at that he gets spiteful and starts trying to help...SONG TAEWON. Even the field a bit. Just let him punch SHJ ONCE.
Why are they like this.