//Investigative read with the aim of finishing a fanfic <SPOILERSGALORE>
~this is not intended to be useful in any way shape or form do not construe as such but laughing at it is ok~
The Dawn Age
-dragonglass arrowheads found in giant ribs could be from children-giant war but also cud just as easily be wight giant
-brandon the builder was taken to a secret place by the children when he sought help to build the wall hmmmmmm okk
-“the manner in which Brandon learned to comprehend the speech is a tale in itself and not worth repeating here”?????? WTAF fuck u condal i mean yondel tommen loves stories
-greenseers can see distant events AND COMMUNICATE?hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmplotdevice
-wolfcontrolling skinchangers maxxx common, separately called wargs? stark blood fuckfest much????
-Seastone chair on old wyk wo any ppl SUSSAUCE
The Coming of the First Men
-alleged timing 8000-12000 yrs ago hmmmmm if ww are 6000 yrs ago it’s almost halfway hmmmmmmm
-what they running from? first men possible valyrian ancestors upset w the animalxhuman experiments? conveniently vague time periods
-first settled on DORNE that goddamned desert summins up w ur magic stone i will find u
-greenmen antlermen same same????
-arm of dorne, marshes, all considered natural disasters but w doubt so why not children cause doom of valyria possible??
The Age of Heroes
-ringforts this ringforts that fist of first men this infrastructure that
-find thenn constr. & every single built structure NotW
The Long Night
-do monkeys and elephants have anything in common
-Barth’s “fragmentary treatise” everything shat out by Barth & Munkun makes me want to kms
-Fomas ur understated & prolly right u religious fuck
The Rise of Valyria
-new power in east right after LN recovery, what festive timing gee i wonder if these events r related
-first empire ofc ofc just after old ghis & Qarth & YiTi & Asshai but those r “claims” yea we don’t talk bout that look dragons! blood sacrifice!
-five great wars w ghis “when the world was young” hmmmmmmmm
-Shadow texts say dragons tamed by “people who had no names” hmmmmmmmm
Valyria’s Children
-Qohor&Norvos founded following religious schisms? Only Qohor smiths still know to rework VS
-way way way too many mentions of wealth & human flesh needed in the mines
-fire vs water
-sus that andals & rhoynar both fled from Valyrians but in the second coming “the gods” spoke to the HS while the waterbenders fought both times
-is the long night just fire vs water 2.0?
Arrival of the Andals
-wtf is a fucking swan maiden
-writing the lines of the hugor hill story backwards is not as great a puzzle as u seem to think
-Urron Redhand ruled IIs by “axe&sword” for 1000 yrs, throwaway name? I think the fuck not.
Ten Thousand Ships
-Nymeria of Ny Sar SUS naming
-“few wish to dwell beyond the sound of her eternal song” faith close to old gods
-wtf r the orphans of the greenblood upto
-davos dayne my new OC, forgive me as i project onto u for the forseeable future
-seriously tho the best part so far, need a movie for THIS not whatever fart pudding they baking
The Doom of Valyria
—wtf is the difference between the 14 fires & R’hollor summins weird
-accidental poisoning of one of the flames? like pollution but magical bywaste pollution
-red clouds rained down dragonglass???? and black blood of demons which cud just be dragon blood as they pop in the air from toxicity
-dothraki & sellsword companies both popularised only in the power vacuum
-the conquerer’s attention lay west even as a child hmmmmmm
