It’s the news you’ve been waiting for… Reunited!
Following an acrimonious disagreement between the siblings over who got the last round in, the resulting embittered parting of the ways left their dedicated fans bereft and unconsolable for almost five whole days… But now the Stuart Brothers have announced they have kissed and made up, and putting aside their differences will conduct a 40-pub tour of the capital next week… and don’t they look thrilled?
“Well I AM looking forward to the endless groupies again...” said Al, who has paused his successful solo project ‘My Pies A Lute (photography)’. Gazing distractedly into the distance it was a while before he continued, “er, yeah, so I don’t mind helping out my sociopath of a brother scrape a bit of cash together to pay his enormous outstanding bar tabs into the bargain.”
“I’NG SHO HAKKY AL HASH ADGITTED HE OZ GONG AKHTA ALL...” added Moray through gritted teeth, whose somewhat less high-profile outings as ‘THE Moray Stuart (Brotherless)’ failed to spark much popular interest. “... sorry, I can’t keep that up. Are you done with the bloody pictures yet? I’m off down William Hill to lump a pony on us not making it past the fifteenth pub… Erm, you couldn’t lend us £25 could you?”
Tickets for The “I’m sorry, we couldn’t wait ’til Hell Freezes Over but it’s pretty chilly now and frankly we need the money right away, alright?” Tour are available, for just £200 (+bkg fee, admin fee, and anything else we can think of) NOW!
📷 Rob Blackham Images
