#real blitzwing

[blitzyywing]

i need a smoke break

[blitzyywing]

and who use ice as a weapon what are you a refrigerator!

I CAN CRUSH YOU LIKE ZE WORM YOU ARE.

[blitzyywing]

do a Backflip or admit who is your crush

ooouhh, backfkip time!1!11! i can fly in a big big big circle and twist and do 10 in a row!1!11!

[blitzyywing]

amazing, spectacular, unbelievable, show stopping, awesome blitzwing 👏👏👏👏

awww, you mske me blush!!! :333

[blitzyywing]

do you know how to swim?

US CYBERTRONIANS DON'T SVIM. WE JUST SINK.

[blitzyywing]

womp womp :3

i love sounds1$!$! vomp vomp vomp vomp vo

[blitzyywing]

(pretend this is anon)

is for you!!! i love you <3<3<3

*eats the rose immediately*

[blitzyywing]

Ik it’s 1 am (pls dont yell at me, Hothead 🥺) but I gots questions

1. What do u think about how the humans ship you and Bumblebee?

2. Has Random ever eaten a baby?

3. How do you have a German accent? Ik that some bots, like Quickshadow, picked up the accents of the specific countries they served in, but I’m rlly curious.

4. Opinions on Dino Nuggets?

I ANSWERED ZIS AND IT GOT DELETED. ZAT'S VHAT I'LL YELL ABOUT.

1. I... must not answer zis. Not vhere Lord Megatron might see.

2. Hahahah, not yet!!1!1! But I bet zey're tazty!11!!11!1!

3. Vhen my processor learned German, ze accent just stuck. Zis very common, actually. ZIS STUPID. Haha! Zis also how my best friend forever Astrotrain got stuck viz his Russian accent!1!1 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇩🇪

4. Dino... nuggets? Oooo, vhat is ZAT!?!? Processed bits of dinosaur bones??! I'm in!!