Aug 13, 2014
/** * Hey you. Yeah, you in the green/blue/red/black/white/ * orange/whatever. Whatchya lookin' at? This fine, sweet * function here? Watch it, buddy. This function will lift * you up and tear you down and run a query across ALL * shards. You gotta know what you're doing to get with * this function. Should you use it from a user-facing * context, like a web request? You bet your sweet[1], * little code editor you shouldn't. * * [1] not if referring to emacs. */