True story:
I'm babysitting my ex's cats (my ex cats?) today and since it's 26°C+blue sky and 4.30pm I'm in the (secluded) garden only in my panties + sunglasses reading a book.
However –and I suspect this because I looked out the windows earlier and saw that a new neighbor has put up workout facilities in their respective garden, and anyway –I found myself listening to a man panting and moaning basically just a few meters away from me.
There's a garden between us so I can't look through the fence to have a look*, and I can't make out his age from his panting, haaah, but, I am getting slightly tingly in my nether region and it's not entirely due to the sun ☀💦
*I did briefly consider going back inside just to look out the window, but alas, that would mean I have to re-dress myself and walk through a public area, thus is this place deigned, and frankly, I can't be bothered for that amount of effort.
Also, I've been drinking rosé in a can. What is life?
