sluggo cant stand this fucking guy.
skuggo has been drinking a lot and yes sluggo apologizes for this but no sluggo wont stop,.
oingo boingo. FUN FACT. of the day.
if you remember leon you defninitely remember his Christmas In July Stunt. leon used to believe in santa but only in the summertimes becuz he was going through this like irony phase or what ever. i never cared about all that stuff he was doing i just needed him to SHUT THAT YAP and play the damn horn. any ways.
leon was going to entertain us all becuz we were all haveing a bad day because its super hot and we are all outside practicing in fuckint nevada or something (danny insisted). for whatever reason he chose that day,,, danny once again decided to build his cocoon while we're SUPPOSED to be practicing for our big performance at the talent show. so leon sneaks up to him and hes dressed as santaclaus trying to prank danny and he opened up dannys cocoon and before he could even say anything danny shot out of the thing and ran like a starved beast at dale and yeah sadly he maimed dale right there. leon never forgave him self for a few days after that.
we had to bury dale in the desert but lucky they had a few dale at harbor freight. we got a replace ment and a few extras also and while we were there i picked up a kerry hatch for my self. i still use him sometimes to clean out my gutters and like stand in a firing range and stuff cuz he cant die actually.
SO if dale ever soudns like dog shit its not actually dale its his replacement and the real dale is sadly buried in the desert and yeah we buried him alive he didnt actually die but like what else could we do. thats the music bizness for you.
anyway if U liked that story could u send me bail money. i shot a guy cuz i thought i was in the amazeing digital circust or what ever but actually i was just at the zoo. i got the police to let me do this shitt instead of the phone call. i need a laywer.
big trouble in little sluggo