Dec 22, 2016
what's a not-suspicious way to write notes to yourself about an epic blowjob scene if you're in the middle seat on an airplane and dude next to you WON'T FUCKING NAP
what's a not-suspicious way to write notes to yourself about an epic blowjob scene if you're in the middle seat on an airplane and dude next to you WON'T FUCKING NAP
The hardest and most painful part about Valentines Day is not worrying that you’re going to be alone, but worrying about which valentines card from which fandom you’re going to send to your crush
Can we just get like a snap shot of filming or some spoilers or hints or something about bellarke reuniting cause this wait is torture.
Kinda really hate you, Kinda really wanna bang you
My mums away on a cruise and she rang up earlier today and I complained to her about the fact that men can buy nice, comfortable underwear in packs of 4-5 and yet we women have to buy individual thongs or single frenchies and I can’t be doing with that, I don’t want to pay £8 for a piece of string to sit up my ass all day, I want a selection of pretty, comfortable underwear in a pack that I don’t have to pull out my ass every 3 minutes
Fackin NEOPETS IS OFFLINE what do I do???
So, you know how some people have 2 celebrity lists as to who they would sleep with, usually being 1 straight and then 1 “gay” list. As a bisexual, do I just have a list orr
Accidentally tripped bae with my shin and now I have a bruise