#realfactslol

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Really weird how Ma Pignon says "Become Stronger" if you somehow get into his room in the graveyard early! Even weirder how if you go in with max lvl'd weapons he'll say "See You Soon, Angel"! What Studio Pixel mean by this...

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I want you all to know that there is a surefire way to summon me and it's akin to the Bloody Mary ritual. If you guys can't guess it then I'll reveal how to summon me in real irl life

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Good morning cave nation I'm sorry I died but don't worry I got better, its not in my programming to die follow for more facts!

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(OOC Post) Fun fact, Quote's original portrait was (very likely) just an edited Sue portrait, which is why it looks so odd. It's not confirmed but you can see the resemblance

EDIT: It was not this Sue portrait, it was actually an unused Human Sue portrait! Thank Stress-Repellent Machine for this correction :)

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I hate woke company accs so much* if I ever run a company acc I am being as robotic and ridged as possible while delivering death threats to woke accs....... And I'd also pretend I'm Luigi because imagine Luigi dealing out death threats and guides on how to appreciate women

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Cave Story Santa is based on the time I robbed people and said I was Mrs. Claus filling in for Santa, follow 4 more radical facts!!

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Decided to try out teaching some kids at my local school in boston, all the kids were well behaved and none seemed to have any issues for a while. Third week into the year we get a new substitute, Jeremy I think his name was. A few days after he joined the kids became ferocious whenever anyone else tried to teach them, making sounds I can't quite describe as human nor any beast this green marble has ever heard. They would froth at the mouth and start to rip apart the desks and chairs with their mouths- only stopping when Jeremy steps into the room, when he does they all sit down and listen to him make this horrific, siren-like sound. After that most of the other teachers, me included, would leave the room and listen to the sounds. The kids would start screaming "WE WANT MR GREEN" mid-way through a lesson he was teaching- afterwards Jeremy would laugh a bit, then his face would stretch and discolour- turning a sickly green with pure yellow eyes and rotten teeth -then he'd start speaking in a voice that stung the staffs' ears. He'd scream about non-sense while the kids would scream "MINUS TWO PLUS TWO MINUS TWO" all while 'Mr. Green' would scream and say "QUIET DOWN YOU LITTLE SHITS"

It's been months sense Jeremy started working full-time, the rest of us got fired. Mr. Elbertson haunts my dreams every night and I play cave story to try and forget.

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Why did the almost dead robot in the core room look so ugly why did they do him like that...