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I Heard You Came Home
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I’m never kidding about my weird ideas, here it is- enjoy!
I Heard You Came Home
I love what you wrote about casual masturbation, but when I read "reality rewrite", all I could think about was someone growing and, every time they grow, reality adjusting to their new size.
A woman whose breasts grow and suddenly, her wardrobe updates to accommodate her newly swollen breasts. In fact, she can never remember a time when her torso wasn't completely covered by massive wobbling tits.
Another woman's ass swells up and the doorframes in her home suddenly widen, the woman still muttering about how the contractor overcharged her, putting off calling them again because her hips are starting to get stuck again.
A man's cock lengthens and thickens and now the drains in his house have been upgraded to handle the industrial flow of his unceasing cumloads, a tank in his backyard specifically designed to handle the torrent of cum that he pumps out multiple times a day.
A woman's milk comes in and now she has a very lucrative contract supplying half of the country with her milk, her house suddenly transformed into a massive warehouse that she lives at one end of and her udders take up the entire rest of it.
A woman's pussy starts to grow and now she has memories of when she outgrew her room, her apartment, her building, her neighborhood, her city, her pussy dwarfing the nearby mountain range and filling the valley with her femcum.
Oh fuck that's.... fuck that is hella hot. Sweet Troll Jegus.
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Some more reality rewrite ideas:
Someone fat donut engorges and constantly gapes between their quaking cheeks - or it would if it weren't currently stuffed with an obscenely large silicone insertion. Their memories and entire history shift because they've been training their hungry ass to fit larger and larger insertions all their life. They're slowly sliding down a missile silo erected for the sole purpose of housing a toy purpose built for them - and others like them. Reality has shifted to not just accomodate their need to stuff their hole... but to normalize it. It's always been completely normal okay for people to want to stuff themselves with larger and larger toys.
someone leaks so much pre that their natural lubricant is harvested to be sold in bottles as personal use lubricant across the world. The constant river flows into a massive overflow tank which has, itself, been overflowing for several decades now - as a new tank had to be erected around the facility, as a whole, to even hope to contain and process all of their juices. They're constantly edged, and never allowed to orgasm - not that they even want to.
and how can I forget a more recent favorite of mine:
Reality rewriting so that women have always been massive mounds of hunger and fat. That the literal defintion of a woman is not that they are human females, but that they are beings of pure gluttony. An entirely genetically distinct creature whose blubbery guts and quaking asses spread and grow to cover all. And that everyone else has always existed to feed them. To worship them.
*Invents machine that can reverse societal norms. Makes it so instead of skinniness and diets people think gorging yourself stupid all day every day and getting endlessly fat is what makes you hot.*
Not just hot, but healthy.
Being skinny is directly associated with malnourishment and famine. Being underweight means not giving your body proper nutrition!
The only diets people should be going on are those medically prescribed by doctors to help people safely return to a minimum healthy weight.
Honestly, human medicine and culture have long since moved on from the barbaric stone age where people had to hunt and gather for food. Once we figured out farming and ranching, we never really looked back. Everything about human society became focused on maximizing food production and preservation so that nobody would ever starve to death ever again.
Even before the industrial revolution really helped things along by making production techniques more efficient and compact, there wasn't a soul alive under six hundred pounds - which, according to my doctor shouldn't even be medically possible, anyway. But that was was what, about a thousand years ago? Don't quote me on an exact year, I just remember someone figured out the steam engine roughly a thousand years ago while trying to figure out a way to more effectively make soup in bulk.
As I was saying, according to my doctor, it should have been completely impossible to be less than six hundred pounds. And after checking the my phone, just now, there hasn't been a single adult human being weighing less than 2,000lbs mentioned in all of recorded human history.
I couldn't even begin to imagine what it would be like to be 4,000lbs, today. Aside from probably being on death's door, they'd probably be so cold.
According to the Bearau of Food & Weight Management, the healthy minimum size that an adult human male can be is around 8,000lbs - 16,000 for females. As a healthy minimum.
Not that anybody is even daring to flirt with such unhealthy lifestyle choices. Again, looking at my phone, the skinniest adult male alive is just under 32,564lbs - and they're only that thin because they've been in a coma for the last 20 years.
Now, my wife is a bit closer to the national average. Neither of us have been measured in a few years now, but her fitness watch estimates her at about 256,500lbs.
Of course, that's all just from a healthy living, consuming our daily recommended tonnage of condensed nutrient slop.
Porn stars, fashion models, and body builders are a different story, entirey.
The latter, body builders, dedicate their lives, 24/7 to pushing the boundaries of peak human physique by consuming enriched hyper condensed nutrient paste. Genuinely inspiring to see their girth spreading further and visibly rising higher every time I look toward the horizon over my own rolls.
Kink rating - reality rewrite
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK Yes! | Oh god you don’t even know |
Honestly? almost to the even higher category.
I fuckin' love reality rewrite stuff. It's so cash. Only reason its not in the higher category is it's not necessary to get off, but I still actively seek it out. Super hot, but like... it's an additional element to be weaved into something already super hot. Like when you put a layer of dark chocolate ganache between two layers of chocolate cake. So fuckin good.
I feel there aren't enough stories that use unaware reality rewrite stuff.