#reallpayne

[shelbygoodkind]

i was tagged by gayforleigh

You can tell a lot about someone by the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your ipod, phone, itunes, media player etc and write down the first 10 songs. then pass this on to 10 people. One rule: no skipping.

pursuit of happiness - kid cudi

same love - macklemore ft mary lambert

turning tables - adele

oblivion - indians

i see fire - ed sheeran

thinking out loud - ed sheeran

fine china - chris brown

heartache on the big screen - 5sos

give me love - alex & sierra cover

how to save a life - the fray

i tag bangsluke pinksperries jadelust chldishgmbino and reallpayne

[sourziam]

so, today is my birthday. and for that, i thought i would give all of you a gift of my first follow forever! i have never done one, so i hope its okay! i have followed some amazing blogs over the past 7 years (omfg). my 1D's blog 4th birthday in december , so i will probably do another one then at least!

I consider all of you beautiful blogs and beautiful owners. you make my dash worth while. i have talked with some of you till the wee hours of the morning and for that, i thank you! All the hours i spend here, you guys make it the best! i cant tag all of you because there are too may people :(

i love you all! photo credit to ziamsex :D

#, a,b,c

1d_supreme, 4secondsofsummer, abercrombier, bestsnogever, bradcunt, calmyourhoranmoans, cranzerries, crasymofo,

d,e,f,g

dacoolestqueen, damncara, dariemkova, datesliam, derekhayl, didneysworl, dirtbaglou, duhstagram, fckhorans, foundhoran, geekyhoran

h,i,j,k

hazduh, hharrie, hoehazza,itszahrry,  kissedzarry

l,m,n,o

literallyrad, loupotters, lukehenmings, mapledirectioners, marcelmoan

mehlarry, mulinglarr, niallercupcakes, niallerexposed, niallsdicks, onedirectionzappers, orgasmtommo

p,q,r,s

paynefulreality, penisjokes, pizza, presidentfartfeather, punkdirections, sextlouis, sexuallou, singleliam, slaysboys,  slutzouis, snogsniall, snuglou, sparklarry, stfuzayn, stonehaz, studhaz

t,u,v

teacuptommo, teenswolf, thyrlwall, vodkahoran

w,x,y,z

weheartdirection, whitekidniall, wolverhamtoms, yayhaz, zayhun, zaynscum, zaynsdrtbag, ziamstyles

best friends (whether you like it or not)

ziamsex- shane, your daughter has twerked her way right into my heart. i still have ALL of those selfies of you from the summer and i will cherish them for life. shaggot, you're so gucci justhaz -aimee, your moo moo jumper. i love it and want one. i still remember your mom always interrupting our tinychats, oh dear.  fricksziam- amy, i dont know where to begin. all of our weird ass conversations are ones for the books. i miss your face and we need to reconnect reallpayne- tara. i still ship the tamy. i miss our tinychats. but hey, at least the seahawks won the superbowl! i hope high school is going well for you! kingoftheniall- kyle. always talkin about the boys, which is clearly one of the most important subjects in life. and penis. zaynsbro- anas, what havent we talked about really. college, girls, zayn. i remember when you were trying to hit 8K, seems like so long ago. youre so great, and always there for a late night talk. crying over college classes, ugh, kill me fucknharry- melissa, we havent really talked, but girl, our drunken stories ALWAYS make my day. drinking our way through college together!

[emperorzayn]

Tumblr user reallpayne aka tara can not rap at all

[sourziam]

shane, i didnt know you did a video with rupaul??

[emperorzayn]

whoa heres some dumb question thingy rachel tagged me in

((actually i kinda like doing these oops)

Rule 1: Always post the rules Rule 2: Answer the 11 questions the person who tagged you asked, then make 11 new questions for those you tag. Rule 3: tag 11 people and link them to your post Rule 4: actually tell them they have been tagged

Rachel's Questions

Is Rachel your fave? no i h9 her jk ily a lot

Are you coming to Rachel and Jade’s wedding? no but i will be going to jades and idk her bf sam's wedding

Are you excited for Rachel to go to Playlist Live? yeah

Should Rachel stop talking in the third person and answering her own questions? yes she should thanks

Ok time for real questions I guess. Favorite pick-up line?idk they all suck

How do you wake up in the morning? (srsly that shit is hard) idk my dad just yells at me and i usally always late to school uh

Favorite thing about yourself? nothing i suck

If you could go into the past or the future and do one thing, where would you go and what would you do? i'd go to da past and go tell myself to stop bein a l0$3r

Last time you told someone you love them? Who?today and my parents

Last time someone told you they love you? Who? today and my parents

Are you happy with the amount of followers you have?yeah idrc anymore tbh

My Questions 

Do u luv ur mommy like a luv song bby???

Whats your favorite memory??

Do you ship me with zayn,luke,and ashton 

Do you know anyone named Diana???

Wanna make sum midnight memories with me ;))))

What states( or countries) come between you and I?

Have you forgotten where you belong??

Will you be my valentine i am lonely :( (plz say yes )

If you were on fire would you call 911 or sing a song about it??

Whats ur fave song on da camp rock soundtrack??

Whos ur fave member of congress 

[shelbygoodkind]

Rule 1: Always post the rules Rule 2: Answer the 11 questions the person who tagged you asked, then make 11 new questions for those you tag. Rule 3: tag 11 people and link them to your post Rule 4: actually tell them they have been tagged

i was tagged by gemmasyles you should follow her she's amazing

her questions

Who are you closest too and why (you don’t have to name a name like internet friend or rl friend or mom or dad ect.) my rl best friend bc hes literally the most trustworthy person on the face of the earth

best present ever given to you idk honestly i'm really bad at remembering gifts that i've gotten it was probably a video game or something

What song makes you the happiest and why happy by pharrell haha get it um but actually dark horse 

Favorite outfit you own my "in pizza we crust" pullover that i'm wearing right now and for the rest of my life

biggest achievement not killing my bio teacher

first tumblr url or first that you can remember fromthestairs-tothestage dear god

what was the last thing you dressed up as for halloween a minion

favorite place you’ve been too and why jamaica bc cmon its jamaica

Favorite quote Ask me if I give a motherfuck ?!!

whats one thing you have to keep in your purse,bag, or with you at all times my phone/headphones

favorite thing you owned as a child. my american girl dolls or polly pockets those were my favorite things in the world

my questions

Is Rachel your fave? (yes)

Are you coming to Rachel and Jade's wedding? (yes)

Are you excited for Rachel to go to Playlist Live? (yes)

Should Rachel stop talking in the third person and answering her own questions? (yes)

Ok time for real questions I guess. Favorite pick-up line?

How do you wake up in the morning? (srsly that shit is hard)

Favorite thing about yourself?

If you could go into the past or the future and do one thing, where would you go and what would you do?

Last time you told someone you love them? Who?

Last time someone told you they love you? Who?

Are you happy with the amount of followers you have?

i'm tagging: bangstommo, bangszayn, bangshoods, reallpayne, dnaiellehaim, fricksjustin, heyanrold, diamindisqueen, elealarry and gtfozayn

[sourziam]

shane, your daughter is back. looking more fierce than ever.

we all need a TC reunion!

[nialjhorn]

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