#really bad

[toyotathonics]

car fucker son or jet ski fucker daughter

[catch57]

the moment I adjust to the heat, the universe (decades of capital mismanagement—) decides hey it’s bad for you to breath air now

[eta-reduction]

fired from my tech job for trying to make my boss a few new friends 🙄 and here i thought, that the description included ""systems engineering,""

[spankingwishes2]

Yikes!

yes, I'm posting this just to make fun of it, so I won't credit a source - but Yikes!

Didn't come up with a story to go with it, but the spare parts on the carpet sort of threw me off my game!

If someone wants to explain or defend it, go right ahead!

[tired-shipper]

sister : *draws something on paper* that's Spain.

me : that is ✨a square✨

[jupitertrash]

love you platonically jupiter i hope youre having a good week

ahhhhhhh

thank you. it has not been a good week at all whatsoever, it's 10:30 am and I've already had a screaming crying breakdown but I'm alive and that's all that matters right? as long as I'm alive and I can give all my savings away to the people who really matter like the electric company and comcast and carmax, right?

[sin-n-bliss-3]

I deserve it (your tongue in my mouth)