#really bad ideas

[riverthemoonwolf]

I found the title generator. This shan't end well, I fear.

[adachimoe]

I made a very (unfortunate) discovery today: There is one (1) whole pachinko parlor in Japan that still has the Persona 4 pachinko machine.

It's about ~1.5 - 2 hrs north of Nagoya in Gifu... The parlor is only a 1 minute walk from a train station too...

This is a pretty feasible tourist stop cause it has a historical preserved street area and a famous castle and its supposedly quite pretty in spring when the cherry trees are in bloom... HMMM...

[clay-depression-pony]

For Disney's next movie, give the fans what they really want: Three and a half hours of old Mickey cartoons haphazardly stitched together with hidden messages and QR codes that all lead to about a paragraph of sloppily written lore that tries to tie all the cartoons together. Oh, and Mickey is always wearing that sick-ass hoody he has in Kingdom Hearts.

[kennys-parka-jacket]

Bad idea: open a case of fruity low percentage drinks and chug as many as i can until my belly's full.

Even worse idea: make a mixer out of margharita and hard seltzers. Chase the burn if alcohol with more alcohol

[psi-groovin]

Rectal thermometer that doubles as a pen

[avoidthezoid]

As a synchronized swimmer I cannot stress this enough: WE NEED A COMEDY MOVIE ABOUT SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING

Mainly because:

it will help dismantle the stereotype that synchro is a Sissy Sport full of perky girls who smile and don't actually do work

FEMALE REPRESENTATION IN SLAPSTICK COMEDY (seriously nobody understands how often we get kicked in the face/stomach/crotch while practicing, especially during lifts)

A makeover montage parody with a bunch of girls caking their hair in SCALDING HOT KNOX GELATIN

land drilling looks hilarious and vaguely cult-y out of context

putting cheesy pop/rock songs on the soundtrack is super easy since you can just set routines to them

figures all have extremely stupid names (I mean what even is a Kipnus, or a Neptunus for that matter)

Coming summer 2022: KIPNUS

[aaronstjames]

The Enormous Risk of Atmospheric Hacking | The New Yorker

The Enormous Risk of Atmospheric Hacking

Solar geoengineering is the ultimate, break-the-glass response to the climate crisis—and one we should back away from for now.

[firespirited]

speaking of mistakes, I put Bunita on her body