the tiniest potato you can imagine
waifu: ive already forgotten what a tater tot even is
ANAL CRICKETS: WE'LL WORK ON IT
ANAL CRICKETS: TINY TOT OF TATER TINY POTATOE
ANAL CRICKETS: the tiniest potato you can imagine
waifu: OH THE DEEP FRIEST STUFF??
waifu: wasnt that an american weed brownie tho
ANAL CRICKETS: WEED FACOTRY OR SOMETHINGg
waifu: but wasnt hashbrowns the deep fried potater???
ANAL CRICKETS: YEHA ok hasbrowns are like
ANAL CRICKETS: big and you eat em like a sandwich
ANAL CRICKETS: or a pickle????
ANAL CRICKETS: big oval deep fry potatoe
ANAL CRICKETS: and tater tot is like
ANAL CRICKETS: teeny baby hashbrowns
waifu: so the hasbrown is like tater tots big fat uncle
waifu: not the dad because dads are special, but we all have an overweight uncle or aunt
ANAL CRICKETS: YES EXACTLY
ANAL CRICKETS: hasbrowns are usually only during breakfast
ANAL CRICKETS: but tater tots are eternal
ANAL CRICKETS: tater tots are the party versoin of hasbrown
waifu: welcome to america where families of potater are more importante than families of homsexuals or black people
