#really really crazy

[keenbugg]

no one talks about understanding lennon mccartney anymore. the lost texts.

[passengerprincipessa]

got an ask about who "my" driver is and spiraled for fifteen minutes, because for like ten years it was lewis, and now... now it might be that terminally online, painfully earnest little gremlin boy who likes hate comments about himself

[warriorbarnes]

is it just me or is this season of glee kind of

on drugs

[tolkien-in-beleriand]

I have the most crazy friend in the universe. Just look the messages I just got.

Friend: God is crouched in my kitchen crying.

Me: What do you mean?

Friend: I don't know I asked what's wrong but He didn't answer me.

Me: *not knowing what's happening but decide to play along* Easy. Ask if it has anything to do with Jesus.

Friend: He kicked me! He's mad.

Me: It must be serious then... be nice.

Friend: He said He's hungry. I made him a cocoa.

Me: Poor thing. He's not being fed then... take care of him.

Friend: He laid in the floor and is making a tantrum.

Me: As I said be nice. He is sensitive.

I still don't know what really happened.

[zaynzoloartist]

What is wrong with me?! Lately I've been into younger guys!!wtf!!-Mary

[theperksofbeingginny]

Do you ever just randomly remember that god dated becky and think that you are in a hell of a weird fandom?

[picrusher]

Kev: Is that Jillian Michaels with Patrick Stewart?

Me: *looks at him like he's insane* NO. That's Gates McFadden!

Kev: Oh...from this angle it looks like Jillian Michaels.