#realpoo

[oodlesofpun]

Seriously guys, Bin The Poo #binthepoo #dublinsigns #pooforeyes #realpoo (at Dublin, Ireland)

[socraticrockscrap]

Android: I'd probably get long hair, too.

...

Iacobus: Long hair isn't so bad.

Iacobus: It's a bitch to keep clean though.

Iacobus: You think it's all bohemian and care free.

Iacobus: But basically unless you want to be a nasty hobo, you have to waste a lot of time on it.

Android: Do you want to know my secret?

Iacobus: Mayonnaise?

Android: Only wash your hair with cold water.

Android: Never let steam get on your hair.

Android: You won't have to use shampoo.

Android: Whenever I start taking hot showers again, my hair gets really dry even though I never put it under the hot water.

Android: The steam strips the natural oils off.

Android: Shampoo is a dirty scam from the Illuminati.

[thegleamoftheknife]

What did girls do before Wen was invented? I bet they just killed themselves.