#realworldlifesaver

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Good lord, joey! TAG YOUR PORN PLEASE!

???????? Did I post porn?????? SOrry I normally dont let me look....

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I got tagged       

Rules:

-Always post the rules

-Answer the questions the person who tagged you wrote and write 11 new ones

-Tag 11 people and have them answer your questions

-Let them know why they’ve been tagged

Questions for me:

1. Do you have a favourite band? If yes, who?

  Of Course!! Umm it would probably be The Neighbourhood since I still have yet to find a song that I don't like by them and everytime I get tired with musical theatre I switch to them.

2. Top 3 foods

Luckily I have this one completely worked out.

My first favourite food is potatoes. They are great because they are good no matter how you cook them, like mashed of fried or baked, chip form, French fry form its all good!

Second is cheesecake. Just because it is delicious.

And my third is cheese because honestly everything is better when smothered in cheese.

3. What was the last time that you were lost?

Jeez any time I go shopping with my dad I get lost. I think that its a mix of us both being easily distracted, I will be reading the back of some random product that I thought looked interesting and he will wander to the other side of the store by something that he finds interesting.

4. What’s your favourite weather?

Thunderstorms!! Unless I have to go outside then I like when its like 10 degrees so its a little cool but still warm enough for dresses.

5. Do you have a hobby?

I love to read and go jogging with my dog.

6. Do you have a dream house? What is it like?

I have two completely different ideas of my dream house. One is a farmhouse in northern Ontario with a wrap around porch and a huge amount of space for me to have plenty of animals, and my other is an apartment with a view of New York with large windows and a pretty fire escape.

7. Worst injury?

While getting my black belt in karate I ripped every muscle holding my knee cap in place and it was really awful.

8. Of which fandom was the first fic you ever read?

I am pretty sure that it was a fic for The Vampire Diaries which is like my guilty pleasure show, and honestly I still read fanfics from the archive. SHH!!!

9. Any phobias?

I have this weird fear of not tucking in my desk chair before I go to bed. I'm always afraid that if I don't tuck it in I will wake up in the middle of the night and see someone sitting in it watching me sleep. Super unnerving right?

10. What is your favourite thing to learn?

I really enjoying how things work, it doesn't matter what it is, machines, language, the human mind I just find it really interesting learning how and why things do what they do.

11. What do you consider to be your first fandom?

I don't know how many people have been following me for that long but once upon a time this used to be a glee blog so I guess that was my first real fandom.

Well that's it! Thanks to sara-martins65 for tagging me and giving me great questions.

My questions:

Do you think we should write letters to our friends more often?

Chocolate or Vanilla?

Favourite book?

Do you have a zombie apocalypse survival plan?

Are you procrastinating right now? if so what should you be doing?

If you could have any pet what would it be? What would you name it?

What's your favourite fanfiction genre?

Describe the last time you fell down.

What talent do you wish you had?

I've run out of questions so just tell me a joke that always makes you laugh or the worst pun you can come up with.

don't laugh at my awful questions. Also if you do have a zombie survival plan come talk to me about it because I love hearing peoples ideas lol.

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realworldlifesaver replied to your post: I’ve had Whatsapp for less than half an hour and...

How are you love.

I'm fine, thanks, sweetie, how are you?

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lilyhebuterne replied to your post: MY NEW LAPTOP IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHINY AND PERFECT...

awwwwwww new laptop <3

realworldlifesaver replied to your post: MY NEW LAPTOP IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHINY AND PERFECT...

Exciting!

Yes apart from the writing thing I am very excite it's so lovely :D <3

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realworldlifesaver said: I am in EMS and I do the same thing. :). You will do fine.

Well this certainly makes me happier about my life choices. Thank you :)

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daughterofvalentine said: did someone really try this? not okay like fucking adsgjklfsdjhtefadgabjflkg i guess the lifeguard life isnt living up to your expectations?

omg yeah people try this all the time like what. and they're all creepy older guys like how much crack are you on if you think I want to get with you? but omg no. The lifeguard life is great, i'm having so much fun! the guests are just annoying as all hell. =P

realworldlifesaver said: you have no idea how many damn kids would fake drown. Do they think this is the fucking sandlot. I am not going to kiss your ass. You are getting the fucking bag-valve mask. I feel your pain. I really do

Oh trust me, I have an idea. I get like 1-5 a day and i'm just like bitch I will eject your ass from this waterpark so fast that you won't even know what just happened. like right? you're not getting a kiss, you're getting plastic and maybe some bruised ribs.

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realworldlifesaver replied to your post: why is there no chocolate in this house seriously...

HUGS!

thank you sweetie :)

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So your blog though. I is all kinds of awesome. I need more of your beautiful on my dash. I think you will make a wonderful addition to my tumblr addiction. Thank you, you beautiful human being

Aww thank you :) I’m glad to be an addition to your dashboard.

I hope you have a great day.