#reandre

[fyeahinsidejob]

Reagan: I need you to say those three words to me before I leave.

Brett: I love you.

Reagan: Try again.

Brett and Andre, exchanging looks: We will behave.

Reagan: Excellent.

[fyeahinsidejob]

Reagan: I am, as the kids would say, awake?

Andre: Do you mean... Woke?

Reagan: Yes, but that is grammatically incorrect.

Andre, sighing: You're lucky I like you.

[fyeahinsidejob]

Andre, holding his laugh: Hey, how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

Reagan: A glass of water is an inanimate object therefore it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Andre:

Andre: Water you doing?