Sure let's cover our assess and switch the phones Sam had taken along with her nanotechnology from the tent in the woods guy who legit dropped his wallet with all his contacts coincidentally a few blocks from my morning stomping grounds with ALL his contacts on business cards (ofc is a different name; into the mailbox you went) so we don't have to look like we've been using her previous phone numbers and emails but it's cool that she has to do a grand plus sleeper shift at a health food store with a big 3D Lizard Human face logo (which they make you stare at for a while) and wouldn't you know there was a balance of $0 just under my only balance listed on my Venmo and then, blink.
Don't make fun of my fucking alarms. They have purpose.
I can't believe you assholes literally implant this shit in people's heads to make them get committed and want to kill themselves so you can plug them with IVs. There's a way to dispose and its a wonderful way and its a joy to see these people not knowing what the fuck they're doing and thinking they know everything bc their person has been dead asleep for like so long that they've eaten them alive and then one day, /pop pop pop.
I still cannot believe my nurse today. That and one of the girls that had to be in the same spot as me sharing space apparently ain't washing dogs no more she just drank some fucking super water and boom off she goes
Still trying to put together equation of stolen tevuli cube and sex traffickers showing up on the same day.
Excited for some off time. V excited.