HIS SPARKLY WIDESET EYES AND SILLY JOLLY GRIN HAVE ENCHANTED ME ;; like tfym “oorah” stfu he’s so fucking cute
LIKE HE’S SO UGLY AND STUPID LOOKING I LOVE HIM ;;;; LIEUTENANT WAINFLEET I’M GONNA KISS YOUR SHINY BALD HEAD ARGH (ik he has the faintest shortest buzz sometimes but that’s irrelevant i like his head shiny and polished bro)
if i rub his head like a crystal ball do u think it would tell me the future?












