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Making drinks is really hard. Making classy drinks is even harder, especially if you’re trying to impress men wearing a double-breasted suit and peaked lapels. Remembering the proper ratio of brandy to cointreau in a Side Car while maintaining a lively conversation is a nigh-impossible task with potentially disastrous consequences. Maybe they won’t notice, you pray, as you pour the drinks with a shaking hand.

But they do.

They always do.

If only you had a cocktail shaker with the proper measurements for each ingredient marked on on the side. With a cocktail shaker like this, you’d never mess up a Manhattan or a Dubonnet again. You could pour each ingredient with giddy abandon, knowing a tiny red line would stop you before you went to far, no matter how many guests you were mixing for. Your three friends could say “hey, do you mind if I bring a date or two tonight?” and you could say, “of course not! The more, the merrier,” secure in the fact that you can mix 8 Bacardis at a time without breaking a sweat or losing your winning smile.

Yes, if only you had this cocktail shaker, with it’s bold red and white lines and shining aluminum cap.

If only.