#red dead demption

[ignatiusteto]

why do you as a man need to look like that REDUX (i refined it some and fixed some things)

[orangutansoda]

I’m playing Red Dead Redemption 2 and streaming it to my fiance.

Which is really fun!

But I refuse to call the characters the correct names. It started off bc I genuinely couldn’t remember, but now it’s funnier to rage bait him.

I call Dutch, Butch Chastity (iykyk)

Hosea is Bill Nye

Javier is Jose or Mr School

John is Joe

Etc

He hates it, and I laugh so hard every time.

He never fails to correct me either.

And of course the game is called Red Dead Demption (again, IYKYK)

[archie-yeag]

one time my beloved horse charcoal got killed by a train and i had to find a way to die so i could have her back but i was in the middle of fucking nowhere and couldn't find anything that could damage me until a rattlesnake jumped up and bit me on the dick

so i tried to harass that guy until i died (it took over 7 minutes)

#cowboyliving #1890