#red django

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Django: Sabata, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Sabata: You're a hazard to society.

Zazie: And a coward! Do twenty!

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Randam Hajile: Aren't you a little young to be a vampire hunter?

Django: Yes, yes I am.

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Otenko: If you bite it and you die, that means it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, that means it's venomous.

Sabata: What if it bites me and it dies?

Otenko: That means you're poisonous.

Zazie: What if it bites itself and I die?

Otenko: ...that's voodoo.

Django: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Otenko: That's correlation, not causation.

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Gillian: -trying to distract a Snatcher, spots Django running away with a computer and a monitor-

Gillian: -whispering loudly- What are you doing?

Django: -whispering loudly- I'm just taking the whole thing!

-later-

Gillian: Good news is, we don't need the monitor. -tosses the monitor aside-

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Django: I'm not crying! I just caught something in my eye!

Sabata: And what would that be?

Django, sniffling: Tears!

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Django: Guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Zazie: Yesterday you were crying over cockatrices.

Django, tearing up: They don't have arms!

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Gillian: Welcome to My Partner, My Partner and Me, an advice show for the 'modren' sunlight-fearing creature hunter. I'm your oldest host, Gillian Seed.

Randam: I'm your middlest host, Randam Hajile.

Django: And I'm your sweet baby brother Django!

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Boktai: The Sun Is in Your Hand, GBA (2003)