#philomena cunk

[jardimsecreto2003]

Entrevista Com o Vampiro, mas ela como a repórter.

[thrifted-band-aid-box]

I just discovered ‘cunk on earth’ and my life is changed. Depression: cured, concussion: gone, current place of residence: mars.

[garfbin]

Cunk on the Reaper War

PC: (voiceover) For millenia, the galaxy has considered the Prothean Empire to be the peak of civilization. However, as they did not develop Belgian techno duo Techtronica's 1989 hit "Pump Up the Jam," this seems dubious.

(The entirety of the music video for "Pump up the Jam" plays uninterrupted)

PC: (voiceover) Commander Shepard has been unifying leader in the war effort, despite not receiving any promotion over the past three years. I spoke with one of the many men who has been relying on her underpaid labor to boost their own success.

(Interview room)

PC: So Mr. Victus, you're a primarch.

AV: that is correct.

PC: Can I return this sweater with you?

AV: I'm sorry?

PC: I tried at the location on the Citadel, but they said I couldn't get a full refund anymore. Just store credit.

AV: … when did you buy it?

PC: last August.

AV: why didn't you return it before now?

PC: Dunno. Busy.

AV: I guess I'll see what I can do.

[kentuckymeatboy]

Just started watching Utopia season 2 and got jump scared by fucking Philomena Cunk

She’s like the British Lin-Manuel Miranda

[thankmyluckystarrs]

which was more culturally significant; the renaissance or "forever and ever, no matter what"?

[gender-luster]

dream blunt rotation

[idgabuck]

Thinking about this duo again.

[graves-yard]

You know what i aint gonna lie I am obsessed with this idea here cause Stratt being an historian and Cunk being….. Cunk. The best pairing I have ever heard of. I need to make fanart of them.

Cannot think of a good ship name tho and I think that’s the one downfall. Everything else??? Most perfect thing I’ve ever seen.