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Hi guys, looking for more informations on this 145.

Owner??

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Karma's a Snitch

You know what’s awesome? When your soon-to-be ex-wife posts a picture of her getting flowers on Valentine’s Day…wearing the flannel you bought her for Christmas…which just happens to be called “the boyfriend shirt”…when she claims she’s not seeing anybody. Know what’s even better? When her best friend’s mother comments, “how you deserve to finally be treated,” after years of sending her flowers at work and getting an "oh, thanks.” That’s what happens when you lose a bunch of weight and suddenly become vain, materialistic, little Miss Popular again. Probably deserved it though.

…especially after that time I borrowed her car AND made her give me gas money…so I could drive to another girl’s house to cheat on her.

…or that other time she was the third of the day in a hat trick.

…or when her friend gave me a handjob in the camp parking lot.

She still wins, but I got a few jabs in before I got TKOed.

#karma #red Volvo #zj #not so smooth operator