Boo: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves? Jack: Milfs. Red: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves. Boo: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for??? Hiccup: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties. Hiccup: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago. Red: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck. Boo: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK— Boo: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY! Hiccup: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries? Jack: What? No! It isn't! Hiccup: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME! Red: Hiccup... Hiccup: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION! Red: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you. Hiccup: BOO, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION! Boo: The word milf has been ruined for me. Jack: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS! Red: Y'all are dumbasses.
