Hi king, can you rank your favorite Redcloaks from best to worst
-definitely not a Redcloak who wants to know if I’m your favorite
Ah, unfortunately, I do not do rankings. The last time I did, I got in trouble for giving Abeke the top spot. However, let’s just say that some Redcloaks are . . . more attuned to my personality.
Stead, of course, is one of these. He’s quite stubborn sometimes and I wish he would lighten up a little when we tease him by calling him Crown. But he’s very loyal. And he’s really good at my dance moves, almost as good as me. He also complained the least when I proposed the idea. And he even got me a new set of ruby earrings for my birthday! Rollan claims that this is “practically bribery” that’s part of a “corrupt organization” since I tend to go a little less hard on him when he disobeys my orders because of this, but I disagree.
Next is Jolt. I think he’s probably the one of us that is most likely to have switched sides during the war itself. He seems to have a strong sense of morals that would have, sooner or later, led him to the correct side. But I don’t like the way he draws crocodiles all over the page when he sends me messages. He might think it’s funny, but it’s actually disrespectful. Also, his handwriting is absolute shit. I once had to ask Shadow what he’d written because I couldn’t decipher it.
Shadow and Howl can be nuisances, but they're very good fighters. Although Howl is terrible at the game Statue. Shadow also loves to come up behind me while I'm cooking and scare the shit out of me, which I am not a fan of. However, they are also very good at running errands efficiently, which I like.
Ever since Talon spread that vile cartoon about me, she hasn't been my favorite. I've had many a talk with her, but all she does is aim her crossbow at me and pretend to shoot me, which is completely unacceptable behavior. She's also taken to calling me "Crocoboy" which I don't like, and nobody will help me come up with an equally insulting nickname for her, which I find utterly unfair. However, she's an awesome shot and one time, I had to go on a mission alone with her and she's completely hilarious. Honestly, it's a bit dangerous, since my laughing almost gave our position away one time. But she has a way of lightening the mood in a way that nobody else can.
Ah, Worthy. I don't hate him, I really don't. He just gets under my skin sometimes. Always smirking (especially when Abeke's around) and I don't like the way he likes to make commentary while I'm giving important, inspiring speeches. It really disrupts the mood I'm trying to create. But he's also one of the only Redcloaks to say nice things behind my back. I once asked Abeke what he said to her about me when I sent him on that bond token mission, and she said that he praised me and called me an amazing, organized leader.
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is all my Redcloaks have their good and bad sides, and this is just a handful of the total count. Some have good sides that gel well with me and bad sides that are forgivable, while some others . . . not so much. But they're all amazing! Whoever you are, dearest anonymous Redcloak, you can rest assured that I like you just fine, even if you aren't my favorite!
