STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD

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STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD
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What the fuck is this ad, bro 😭
Anytime advertising tries to act like my friend or like it’s “just another user of the site”, I am instantly filled with a blinding rage. If it’s blatant and honest about its intentions then I’m mildly annoyed to have to deal with it at worst. But the second it rolls up and starts elbowing me like “ heyyyy old buddy we use meme and or are a totally normal internet user that happens to be recommending this product, heres a link” the part of my brain that identifies foes goes “Ah a threat attempting to slip past your guard, react with extreme prejudice” and I attempt to find a way to destroy that ad and the entire mechanism that created it.
Why the fuck did I get an ad on YouTube for a Halloween rave halfway across the fucking continent?
Why did tumblr try and sell me a house in North Dakota?
Why is Reddit advertising pre owned firefighter gear?
Can someone please make it make sense?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW, REDDIT?! Just when I thought I escaped this bullshit ad...smh
This is a new winner for "Most unhinged ad I've ever witnessed". Like, why the fuck would an ad say that? There's no way a human person put this on an ad and no way Reddit would run so openly incendiary an ad. Is there some AI churning out images with random phrases it pulled from the internet??? What the fuck???
I don't think I'm the target audience for this book, but that blurb matched with that cover does pique my interest ever so slightly.
Though I am fully aware the plot will probably be worse that what I am imagining it to be.