I've been dormant for a few years now and...
What the fuck do you mean Trump became president?!?! THAT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A MEME!!! BIG JOKE HAHA!
COVID?!? HELLO?! WHAT THE FUCK?! THE ROYAL FAMILY IS FUCKED? USA GOVT ADMITTED THAT THE UFO'S WERE A /THING/ AND CHINESE MISSILES SUSPECTED OVER AUSTRALIA?! THE SUEZ CANAL GOT BLOCKED??? TWICE???? NEW PLANET??? GRIMES AND MUSK HAD A KID AND NAMED IT... LIKE THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK?? WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WASNT HERE?!? I HAVE READ SO MUCH ON CURRENT EVENTS BUT IM NO WHERE NEAR DONE!!
This is... Not ideal.
I know you all probably hate me for... For everything... The way I left and... And what I did after, and I deserve that, but I hope you're all safe. Even you Tom.
Stay alive.
Red Leader (Tord, Eddsworld fictive)