#redonk

[destinationtoast]

omg

(Photo by Nigel Hodson)

[this-lioness]

“Did you poop?” I ask Rosie, which is a stupid question because I can clearly smell that she did, and she’s also walking around trilling all sorts of opinions about things because now she’s empty and she needs to be topped up.

[theoldjessisdead]

Alright something’s got ta go y’all

I’m almost done with that sweet sweet Gulak smut buuuuut its literally 7K+ words and not even finished so yeaaaaah imma need to edit it down

[ediechrist]

Some lyrics of the day

[peepingnee]

Jon Fratellis cheekbones...

That's all.

[hallowwen]

I can officially say I've escaped work *literally* because I just got locked in the fucking building, confined in a bubble of windows and glass doors so the outside world could see me in my little prison while the alarms were blaring and me just sat on the window ledge laughing hysterically to myself and yelling "AS IF" over and over again because what an icing on the top of a wank of a day lads

[heartauntbee-blog]

thinks thatsa big sammich. 🐝 #Bee365 #Redonk (at Coach's Corner Grill)

[hermeticbridgetroll]

I keep getting all these creepy text messages from my dad. He will not frikkin give up. It’s ridiculous. I’ve been trying to break contact entirely for 6 months.

When I was cleaning up his office for the open house we had yesterday I found this note he wrote to me dating back to this September where he made all these crazy accusations one in particular complaining about me changing my major in college (in 2011) saying I promised him I’d have a career in animation and insinuating that I was a terrible person for not following through. He had this redonk idea that I was going to be a famous movie director and give him lots of money. He’s so delusional.