Modern AU (closed starter for @redspook)
Based off of the picture I reblogged recently, in which Leo and René are roommates.
It was René’s turn to cook this morning. Fortunately for him, he had long ago prepared for such an instance, having bought a cookbook and enough materials for the simplest of all the different recipes within said cookbook. Pancakes, to him, sounded the most delicious while at the same time, the simplest. Toast was out of the question, since that was mundane, and there was always the possibility he would forget about the toast and let the house burn down. Waffles were also out of the question, considering they lacked a wafflemaker, and he was definitely not going to buy premade waffles. That would make him even more of a disgrace to the culinary arts.
Having woken up about half an hour before his roommate, René headed for the kitchen. Everything was already in place, mostly, he just had to get them all out. The man began to put everything together, near constantly referring to the cookbook for fear of ruining it.
The final touches were being put in place when he felt someone lean over his shoulder, and a hand touch his backside.
“What is for breakfast, you handsome devil?” a voice murmured in René’s ear. He bristled a little, although he knew his roommate was joking (probably).
“You, if you do not remove your hand from my posterior.”