Written by Larry Penland, Red Bug, and Reece Sullivan
Early in the morn’ or late at night
You can her my neighbors as they fuss and fight
Thirty minutes later and they’re making things right
With a whole lot of racket till the mornin’ light
A little dairy maid who’’d been milking a cow
And a young ranch hand who’d been working the plow
Wound up in the hay by a jealous sow
They made the horse neigh and a kitty meow
I’ll make it worth your while
You’ll be glad that you came
Do me something good, and I’ll do you the same
Ten toes up and ten toes down
Two little hineys moving round and round
Hiding the bushes or rolling on the ground
Two little hineys moving round and round
Out in the creek bed washing her clothes
She stumbles on a man with a fishing pole
A cast and nibble, and what do you know?
Down on the ground and around they go
Out in the cornfield with little Miss Tess
Being what she was was a naughty little mess
It didn’t take long and she’s flingin’ off her dress
Out in the cornfield with little Miss Tess
I’ll make it worth your while
You’ll be glad that you came
Do me something good, and I’ll do you the same
Ten toes up and ten toes down
Two little hineys moving round and round
Hiding the bushes or rolling on the ground
Two little hineys moving round and round