oh wiat aroacepercy hanging our with rachel because friends but lesbian annebtbh is liek. pretty…so prettyy. you like her dont you???? and shes jealouss and percy is like ????? tf are you on about?????? but shes jealous that percy gets to spend time with rachel and not her and she thinks perachel like each aother and hes getting all of rachels attention and not her but aroarcw percy is there just like. what.
HAHA rachel prodding percy on what annabeth likes adns how to woo her and percu is just like ??? idfk????? the hell is romance anyway???? and rachel thinks hes cock blocking her because he likes annabeth and theyre alll just soooooo stupid
whos gonna meantion the shit photoSLOP rhat took azrael a fucking hour
IVE LITERALLY HAD SMTH LIKE THIS IN MIND FOR SO LONG
rachel: yaknow percy youre really lucky.. percy: uh... sure. why, exactly? rachel: oh, yaknow, you have a wonderful girlfriend- i mean she so strong and talented, easily one of the smartest people here, so kind and caring... percy who dislikes romance yet can still pick up other peoples crushes: mhm. so... we arent dating rachel: hah??? percy: no, shes lesbian- rachel running away to find: ANNABETH
i have Not thought about the other way around tho bc i imagined annabeth wouldve learned abt percy being aroace however thats absolutely hilarious
annabeth and rachel both being jealous of the other, camp not knowing who percys actually dating, percy only vaugley aware of their dislike of each other and grover suffering in the background because somehow hes the only one with all the pieces here
ougghn youve actually given me so many ideas... this would be really fun to play around with in my rewrite, so many people are in love with percy (rachel and annabeth obviously being the main ones) and theyre alll jealous of each other (nicos just. on the side hes not getting involved-) meanwhile percys over here cringing and trying to hide whenever two characters in a movie show even the slightest romantic interest in each other and wondering 'i thought rachel and annabeth got over their rivalry? why are they back at it??' not aware that rachel thinks annabeth and percy are dating (while he was 'flirting' with rachel) and annabeth thinks percy and rachel are dating (while he was 'flirting' with annabeth) (percys form of flirting is just that one audio 'i dont have rizz i have big green eyes and many many unsettling things to say' and you bet the shit he says is weird as hell) (autistic percy they cant take you from me.)