Is that a challenge? Sounds like a challenge. Taking the beer can he takes a swig, gulping large amounts of amber liquid before pointing at Trabant with the Wiimote.
Bitch I will stomp your ass! Me and my boy Yoshi will fuck you UUUUPP!!
It’s what he wants to say, but he forgot he’s mute. Instead he’s making wild gestures, his face contorting oddly as he over exaggerates his mouth movements and partially signing with his hands full in the process. Another attempt to talk smack makes him drop his can of beer as he tries to sign with it, resulting in a silent SHIT! from Leo.
Oh gods is the blond ever wasted and the exaggerated flailing is enough to make Trabant start laughing as he fishes around for a controller. It’s when his head is down, sparing glances to the side to catch glimpses of attempted signing that the can drops and causes the brunet to fall to the floor roaring with laughter.
“Are you fuckin’ serious, Leo!?” He’s laughing too hard now, it’s not his carpet the beer is soaking into - who even has carpet these days? It’s awful - and finally fishes out one of the gamecube controllers still connected to the console.
“If that’s the extent of your coordination you’re so fucked, brat. Just watch!” Well, watch when he finally picks his drunk ass up off the ground from laughing. Breathe... Gotta breathe then sit up. Gotta whip this little shit into place after all.